Today, one of the girls who has made it her job to ruin my life cornered me in the hallway at school. She tried to insult me, and for the first time in my life I had a scathing comeback. My elation quickly ended when she violently shoved my face into the water fountain. FML
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fishyrael 28
This is my FML. I made an account to comment. I play pen&paper D&D with my dad and she was getting on my case about playing the nerd sport and how pathetic it was. I told her that at least I can have a relationship with my father that doesn't involve him paying for abortions.
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wuffman 10
Kick her ass.
Grimnirwher9 21
This is unacceptable behavior from her side. Go talk to a teacher, or even better: your principal. This has to stop.
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Lkitteh 5
I would find out her phone number and put her number on craiglist..
hello_hola 3
the best revenge is living well
Punkyxoxo 14
Play her game dont be scared that **** bag knows your better than her thats why dont run from her in the hallway dont let her torment you STAND UP
zero456 3
Pepper spray is fairly cheep and legal And if used in self defense, you can't be charged.
sweezyexpress 1
Tell an adult and punch her in the face. 3 day suspension is worth it
Jebitesevsi 11
Name and shame! Spread her picture on all the social media sites and tell everybody that she's a bully. Include details. In a few weeks, people will forget what exactly she did and to whom, but everyone will remember that she's a bullying bitch.
Baller_Bob 17
And that's when you violently shove a knife into her chest
doglover100 28
You really need to tell someone.
welldammit1 21
She's a ******* bully don't even listen to her. If she has nothing better to do than bully you, I feel sorry for her. She has no life. And if she makes fun of you hanging out with your dad, then obviously she is jealous. I'm sorry for this rant, but bullies piss me the **** off.
usmc2277 15
THAT COMEBACK WAS PERFECT