Anthony
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Today, on a train, a little boy and girl come up to me and ask how babies are made. Already pretty uncomfortable with their question, their mother suddenly appears and says, "Go on, tell them!" FML
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andrmac 25
You should have made up something ludicrous and left if to mom to clean up after.
I_Am_Melanie 15
Don't lie to them. Tell them all about sex. See what that mom says now.
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bubblemania 16
You should've just walked away. Or just made up some weird story about alien sticks and dark caves and sea men explorers
wreckdit 29
"You see, children, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much...they ****. Then 9 months later a screaming bloody blob comes out of the mommy, and they live happily ever after."
Myeyesbleed 15
why the **** is everyone ok with traumatizing innocence just to "show the parent". seriously. I think the kids have it bad enough. you all need to re evaluate yourselves
Lady_Spaghetti 36
oh my o0o
OnReceivingEnd 18
"Okay. You see, when a Daddy and Mommy love each other very much, they take off all their clothes and become intimate. It's called, 'making love.' Then, Mommy gets bored and stared becoming intimate with other men. It's called, 'cheating on your husband.' Finally, one of those men decided not to use protection, and your Mommy gets pregnant with you. So, when you go home, ask your Father who your REAL father is and why Mommy's kisses always seem salty."
Felice Godin 19
wow that should have been the mother place to tell her children how babies were made when the right time came
Elisabetha Aarron 18
Look at the mother and say "That is your job, now leave me alone"