By imsad - 06/11/2009 22:26 - United States

Today, my younger brother decided it would be fun to slam a door on my hand while I was holding my brand new $200 cell phone that I got for my birthday. Nothing says Happy Birthday like a broken phone to go along with a broken hand. FML
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Rhaegar 0

Your brother is a big douche.

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perdix 29

Tell all the girls he's a bedwetter. Your hand will be fixed much sooner than his ability to date.

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Lifeisntfair13 0

Hahaha that Sucks this made my day u have to love Little brothers and sisters!.

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ZawWry 0

today's my b'day as well lol happy b'day OP :D

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blastvortex 3

And nothing says, "thanks for the gift," better than kicking your brother's little posterior for being an ass.

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

Is that speaking from experience? Haha you've got to invite me to your next birthday party :]

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chakrabs 0

Your bro's a psycho, get him some help.

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ZestyTomatoSauce 0

This sounds really fake. If you have a broken hand and a ruined birthday then why are you on the internet, (typing with one hand). If its real then wait until your hand heals and beat the crap out of him. or if you are really talented, and slightly evil, you can unscrew and squeeze out his tooth paste and replace it with mayo. He may not even notice the smell difference if he is in a hurry so it could be quite an entertaining prank and a funny revenge

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Voids 0

A phone for $200 wouldn't be that great. That's basically a cheapo phone nowadays. My phone is worth $400 and I wouldn't even consider it all that leet.

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Willyggibbons 0

You are one of the most spoiled teens I've ever seen. Millions struggle to live on the equivialent of $1USD per day and you blow off a 400 dollar phone like it's nothing. Get real.

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kravitzz1990 0

$200 sounds like a shit cheap ass fone!!! my phone is worth over $800 now thats a fone worth crying over!! on the otherhand sorry bout ur broke bones!!! fyl indeed :P

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honeydoodles 0

Depends on the company. My $80 phone is fairly fancy (QWERTY keyboard).

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lordmoe 0

Woo hoo, you wasted money on a phone for no reason. My phone was $50 when it was new, I think I got it for FREE though. And guess what, my phone won't break when it falls and it will last longer than yours.

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Ninjasaurus18 9

You're stupid as hell for spending $800 on a freeking cell phone. My phone was $25 and I've had it for 3 years. That phone has been thrown at walls, through the laundry (19 times), in the ocean, under hammers, on the blades of a ceiling fan and thrown off when the fan was turned on, and lost in the woods in the Wisconsin rainy season for a week. Cheap phones kick ass.

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CallMeHush 0

Beat the crap out of him with your nice new cast. BTW, Happy Birthday!

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