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Today, my wife was complaining she always has to put up the Christmas tree. So this year while she was out shopping, I decided to put it up. I set it too close to the fireplace and it caught fire. I'm a firefighter. FML

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479firefighter 0

um I have a degree in firefighting I'm 26 and the tree was too big to start with and it was fake. plus we have a open fire place. so I put the tree in the best possible spot. my bad I put it out b4 it hurt any of the house.... no more tree tho

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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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ScreamAimFire 0

guess the fire got angry and called a hit on your house

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

this is proof that you fine muscled men are not all perfect

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gators1995 30

What a coincindence...

ProtoPrime 7

"Guess who started the FI-YA!?"

henrylikestreats 22

At least you knew how to put it out quickly.

fantasyworld 39

Why don't you put it up together?

GAeroNKissR 26

Doh! but to be fair, even the best chef ruins a dish sometimes - don't be too hard on yourself!

interstellar2017 6

I'm a firefighter and maybe its just my department, but we all suck horribly at starting fires whether on purpose or on accident lol props.