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Today, my wife was complaining she always has to put up the Christmas tree. So this year while she was out shopping, I decided to put it up. I set it too close to the fireplace and it caught fire. I'm a firefighter. FML

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479firefighter 0

um I have a degree in firefighting I'm 26 and the tree was too big to start with and it was fake. plus we have a open fire place. so I put the tree in the best possible spot. my bad I put it out b4 it hurt any of the house.... no more tree tho

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guess the fire got angry and called a hit on your house

this is proof that you fine muscled men are not all perfect

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LMFAO!!! this is the funniest fml i've ever read... and you MR. are a very sexy thing. I would forgive you for setting the tree on fire. PS. Tell your wife I said congratulations for being the luckiest lady on earth.

sincerely331 0

Yu must not be a very good firefighter if yu didn't know not to put the tree too close to the fireplace. FYL

I think irony just slapped you in the face

I'm a firefighter too. And that would be my luck too

bellatrix0805 2

Oh, the irony in that!

you guys cant put the tree up together? im thinking this would not have happened had you both been there..

Oh the irony…

Maybe you need more training

As a firefighter you should know how close you can get to a fire. YDI