479firefighter
Today, my wife was complaining she always has to put up the Christmas tree. So this year while she was out shopping, I decided to put it up. I set it too close to the fireplace and it caught fire. I'm a firefighter. FML
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ScreamAimFire 0
guess the fire got angry and called a hit on your house
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
this is proof that you fine muscled men are not all perfect
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BubbaDoose 0
What a twist! And that's some major irony.
skyeyez9 25
I remember in High achool we saw a fire safety video. It showed a real christmas tree catch on fire due to being too close to a fireplace. There was a loud "fwooooommmm" and it was instantly engulfed in flames. barely 20 seconds later, the entire living room was on fire, filled with black smoke. We don't need no water, let the ************ burn
x3herox3 0
Fired.
MrsPegg 45
well thats what i call "adding some spark to your relationship" or "kicking off Christmas with a bang!" LOL .. ok. im done with the ridiculous puns!!
ruby84 1
with plastic surgery, everything is possible
emodude44 0
When your wife gets home your gonna get *sunglasses* Burned
KCThaEclipse33 0
i aint Mad @ Cha...@ Least yuh were tryna Help out ya wife
zepirothica 0
Should've burned your house down. Merry christmas.
479firefighter 0
um I have a degree in firefighting I'm 26 and the tree was too big to start with and it was fake. plus we have a open fire place. so I put the tree in the best possible spot. my bad I put it out b4 it hurt any of the house.... no more tree tho
Peachesz25 0
#105 you're still sexy.
jackipdoc 31
I personally feel like a man should always put up the Christmas tree. If you're a strong man don't let your wife do it!! At least you ended up trying though
BIGshooter 2
holy dd