Today, my wife of 12 years informed me that the only sexual activity she is interested in is foreplay, and she absolutely doesn't want to go any further than that anymore. FML
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Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in any sexual activity anymore because it's getting too boring. FML
Today, is another day that my wife will choose anything over sex. I don't want to flirt with her anymore. If I can't have a normal sex life, I would rather embrace celibacy. I love her and was flirting with her daily up until now, but if she needs some other kind of confirmation to feel sexy, she can go ahead and find it. I'm done. FML
Today, my wife lost interest in sex a long time ago. I’ve tried to reignite her interest lately, which culminated in an argument where she gave me permission to go out and shag other women. We might as well divorce at this point if she’s going to say things like that. FML
Today, I realised my wife has been slowly phasing out most elements of our previously active and inventive sex life. These days, it's missionary once a month or she tells me to whack one off by myself in the bathroom. When did we get so boring? FML
Today, my girlfriend complained that we never have sex anymore. The only way she ever wants sex is missionary, with barely any foreplay. When I asked if we could spice things up and mentioned a few simple ideas, she said the conversation was making her uncomfortable and changed the subject. FML
Today, after sex, my wife of three months said, "You know, sex isn't as good now that we're married… Maybe we should take a break." I said we should spice things up. She said, firmly, "No, let's stop" and wouldn't talk to me for the rest of the night. FML
Today, my wife complained that our sex life is too boring and vanilla. I have spent the last two years suggesting ideas to keep it interesting: S&M, swinging, roleplay, cosplay, public play, new toys, you name it. All I ever hear is, "Eww you pervert, that is disgusting and sick, how dare you even mention that." FML
Today, my wife and mother of my kids said she doesn't want sex. Or a divorce. FML
Today, I had to have the awkward conversation with my wife of 20-plus years that the reason I’ve lost interest in sex is because our sex life has been mind numbingly boring for at least 15 of those years, always the same positions, never wanting to try anything new, just so boring. FML
Today, my wife always told me she loved sex too much to ever give it up. I don’t know what’s happened recently but she’s now angry for no reason, bitter at the world, makes me suffer just for existing, and yes, she’s cancelled all intimacy and sex for the foreseeable future. FML
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pdp_fml 21
Doesn't foreplay lead to sex? Please try to warm her up for about 30 minutes and see what happens after that. I think that you will score.
logankyng 15
Stuff like that is the reason I'm unmarried and content
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Comments (170)
cottoncandymango 17
Okay, she is either cheating on you with another man or she is just straight up crazy. If anything, seek counseling.
courtz94 24
She could be cheating. Since we don't know all the facts, just what we know from this FML, there's many possibilities for why she's acting that way, but we won't know. Your guess is as good as anyone's guess.
Elle_ShellBelle 15
#11. That was my first thought she is probably getting it from somewhere else, who just wants foreplay and says ok that's enough now
emuexport 4
Say bye bye !!
Nohman 14
That's hardly sexual activity.
Kalipczo 21
Maybe she's not producing as much lube as she used to, that happens to women as they get older, so maybe she's afraid of pain. Talk to her about it... And Pick up a big bottle of astroglide.
Chellybelly92 14
That's like waiting in the roller coaster line, getting to the front, and not wanting to get on.
bboyworld 6
Nice one.
Ambience138 11
Maybe she just doesn't feel up to it anymore, she could be asexual, so could be insecure, it could be a number of things.
IStoleTheCookies 16
I think Asexual is when someone doesn't feel amorous or sexually attracted to people, therefore wouldn't want to participate in anything sexual, confidence is usually a different matter.
queerdragon 20
Sexuality can be a fluid thing for many people. Asexuals are primarily uninterested in sex. They can be heteromantic or homoromantic (which means they are interested in emotional but not physical sides of homosexual or heterosexual relationships.) If you are curious look up the Kinsey Scale. Women can get bored or tired of sex after doing the same thing over and over again. It seems to me that Op is being a boring lover and needs to spice things up, or do more for his wife sexually.
dawood_k 27
Wonder with whom the problem lies with
NotSoPerfecTgirl 10
you must suck in bed with a little baby dick and be horrubly unattractive
Catahoulaqueen_fml 17
Your spelling is almost as atrocious as your personality.
Zomg_Okay 27
24 - And yet, he's been married for twelve years. I'd say he's doing something right. Meanwhile, you're a 33 year old posting hate comments on the Internet.
ViviMage 40
Let's see you get married for 12 years with your attitude!
iAlissa 34
What a bitch comment. Nicely done, #24.
enty6003 18
Dump her. For everything a girl won't do, there's thousands of younger, hotter ones that will.
sammyjanette 17
Outside of this FML that is quite the crappy attitude to hold.
TheLittleBear 19
Also, they're married. I understand "dumping" your wife involves quite a protracted and expensive legal procedure.
Cazz91 21
I think you need to explain to your wife that sexual needs is not just a one way street here. Just because she really enjoys foreplay doesn't mean its enough for you. If she is still not willing to listen, try not filling her sexual needs for a while if you're able to and see what happens. She might cave into compromise. Whatever you choose to do OP, don't be a douche bag and cheat. If you are getting close to feeling the whole cheating is the only way option then at least separate / divorce her before going through with it as long as she doesn't cheat on you instead. If she decides to cheat on you because you won't pleasure her then at this point whatever you choose to do is fair game. Either way, I hope this works out for you.in the end. :)
TheDrifter 24
I have found over the years that an ultimatum like OP received does not come out of the blue. There is a very slim chance she is not already cheating, she still has sexual desires, just no desire for OP to be the one filling them.