Today, my wife and I were having sex when she suddenly stopped and said, "I just thought of a great lesson plan idea for my 3rd graders." This isn't the first time this has happened. FML
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Today, my wife told me she had a surprise for me when I came home. Surprise to me means sex, not a new puppy. FML
Today, after careful consideration, I told my wife I really want to have kids. She laughed, until she finally realized I was serious, at which point she flicked me in the balls and said, "Problem solved." FML
Today, at my job as a second grade teacher, I was explaining to my students how I'm pregnant and will have to take a break from teaching after I have my baby. One of my students replied with "Ooooooooohhh Ms. Johnson had sex!" FML
Today, I found out my sex-ed teacher from high school was married and had her first child while she herself was still in high school. Looks like she didn't pay enough attention in sex-ed. FML
Today, my wife and mother of my kids said she doesn't want sex. Or a divorce. FML
Today, my wife was snoring in my ear. I nudged her, and she rolled over and started talking in her sleep. I listened, because it was funny, until I heard, quite clearly, "My husband is a dumbass, he's got no idea." No idea of what, exactly? FML
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AyeJay101 25
Take some credit! You're pumping some good ideas into her ;)
rapunzel3416 28
She's just focusing on the boring stuff to last longer... That's how that works right? Right?
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Comments (52)
Beepee04 10
Honestly I think you're not satisfying her or she's not into it when she does that.
swtcontradiction 11
Inspiration can cum from anywhere.
xGoldColossus 7
After reading this i have to begin to question her teaching methods
mkcherry 14
Right after ****** when my mind is super clean and Im not thinking anything I have some of my best ideas. I even keep a notebook next to our bed. So maybe your'e great in bed and you are her muse. Or the sex is incredibly boring causing her mind to wander. You should figure out which.
sillylittleangel 13
For some people sex opens there minds. Don't take it personal. In fact take it as a good thing you give such good sex she can fully relax and her mind can wander.
withmeall 3
together you're inspiring! That's awesome, op. You're doing real good for her, and she for her students and all. It's a good thing!
realg0d 8
kinda makes you question what those lessons are about
Rababco 29
Maybe sex helps her think and come up with new ideas.
Pyxzi 9
You should be happy. You help her achieve great ideas. lol.
gohaz933 9
You could say the idea suddenly came to mind