Today, my wife and I decided it would be funny to pull a prank on her family who we were going to see for dinner. I hid in the foyer while she went in and announced to her parents that she was leaving me. I watched as her mother hugged her daughter and cried "Finally..." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a family dinner. Things went great, until my grandma arrived. She thought it would be okay to continue our friendly prank war by congratulating me on my "wife's" pregnancy. My girlfriend actually believed it, and now thinks she's the "other woman". FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to break up with her. It was a hard decision and both of us became quite emotionally overwhelmed at the time. We began to hug as a final goodbye, then her mum burst in the room and yelled, "HE FINALLY PROPOSED!" FML
Today, I gathered both mine and my girlfriend's families secretly to a restaurant. I paid the restaurant to play romantic music, and paid for the best table available. As soon as we finished our meal, our families gathered around and I proposed. She laughed and said no way. FML
Today, I tried to prank my girlfriend. I said, “I saw you kissing another guy!” She apologized. FML
Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. They thought it'd be hilarious to put on ridiculous accents and act like country hicks, spewing obscenities and strongly hinting that we're into incest. She soon left in disgust. I haven't heard back from her since. FML
Today, I drove three hours to surprise my girlfriend, who I hadn't seen in three weeks. When she opened the door, she gasped, told me to fuck off, and slammed the door in my face. FML
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Top comments
boatiebanter 0
You have some odd ideas of what constitutes a prank...
Big_Blue_Sumthin 0
Well I saw that one coming. I hope that was the moment you jumped out so you didn't have to hear all the stuff they were probably about to say. "Finally... you're leaving that asshole Jeff, remember when he tried to play that prank last year at your Grandpas wedding and he had a heart attack?" Let's hope we learned something here.
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Comments (97)
purple5 0
Haha ydi. Oh well, at least it was a prank and your wife didn't mean it for real. Now that really WOULD have been an FML!
cprompt 0
You never fake a break-up unless you want THIS to happen. YDI.
Tucatz 0
heheheheheheh. Twat. I think you've been given a very strong hint here.
farmgirl 3
maybe they knew you were pranking? ... but probably not ...
krankypoptart 0
Sorry, you deserved it. Obviously you didn't think that one through.
mattmag 0
How is that a prank? #18 knows how to do a real prank.
im4evaonyomind 0
you should have come around the corner gettin your awkward turtle on.
awkwardturtley 0
finally a reference to awkward turtle!!!! yayy I was beginning to think no one would get my username. lol
thankscupcake 0
This sounds less like a prank and more like you being devious. Sorry like everyone said, she was being supportive. She may have taken it a step further but you kinda deserve it.
JackDupp 11
So how was dinner then?
AK 2
How is this a prank? Where is it supposed to be funny? "I said I dumped my husband, but I was lying! Surprise!" What?