Omg why would you post this on fml, sissy I hate u Now everyone now I smoke ):

I died from laughter XD

That sucks, but I couldn't help but laugh at the image of your dad yelling at his food.

The only thing that concerns me about this post is your mom. At least your dad was drunk so he has an excuse to say crazy things, my stepdad does a lot worse when he's sober e.g. yelling at me how unreasonable I am for showering every day, calling my best friends ****** or something along the lines. I moved out last year. You should too. End of story.

take her out and have fun.

hahahaaa

Awww.. family time together is priceless. But as a FML... meh

Your poor mom.

hahahaha i loved this one...it sounds like something I would have submitted...except my sister doesnt sleep in the dog bed

Your family sounds like a hoot!