By Anonymous - 13/09/2009 09:27 - United States

Today, my whole family was sitting in the kitchen. My sister was stoned and passed out in our dog's bed. My dad was drunk, yelling "who's your daddy" at his plate of barbecue, and my mom just sat there with that, "what the hell happened to my life" look on her face. FML
I agree, your life sucks 559
You deserved it 50
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lolfest 0

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galad2003 0

A lot of messed up FML's today.

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signupsheetfail 0

And to top it all off, you're being evicted from the trailer park, the landlord's screwing your mom, and someone stole your shotgun that you found in your neighbors truck.

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littlegirl12_fml 0

Oh my ******* god. grow the **** up kid. Your life is not that ******. If at all. Something like 67 percent of men with children drink regularly, your mom probably wouldnt be anywhere better, and everyone smokes weed. Its not bad, cigarettes are a **** lot worse. At least pot helps certain diseases and health problems. Honestly, you probably smoke too, and if you don't, you should try it, It would probably help. :D

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monbon6788 0

if smoking pot, weed, etc. is so medically beneficial, then why is it illegal? ...or are you joking? i honestly can't tell.

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Jincos 0

Stoned daughter, depressed mom, idiotic dad, worthless kid. What a A+ family you have there!

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JohnyJackhammer 0

I don't know if you're an artist, but you definitely have something to inspire it in you and you definitely sound like you feel the emotion. You have no control what you get in this life, nor do you have control over the people in your life, only what you make of it all. You probably have some good personal material for making art, you should. However, if you doubt that and feel you have any control to change these circumstances (I pity you if that's the case)... knock yourself out trying.

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forsberg21 0

aaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha i just GEEKED reading this

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xXBlackHorse666X 0

Lmao to #7 and #14 "Was the dog in the bed with your sister?" "Tommy is that you??? If so I wasn't stoned I was just really sleepy!! So **** you!" and the, 'who's your daddy' lmao... ****, your life must suck...... teehee that rhymes.... haha fml for laughing at everything that rhymes that isn't a poem lolz and, fyl. what WERE you doing though?

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