By proud parent - 21/05/2016 16:03 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my two year-old has learned new things from his best friend. His best friend is our dog. He's learned to eat dog food, lick people, and now he's started taking off his diaper to lift his leg and pee. FML
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Same thing different taste

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On the bright side, you now have hilarious stories to tell his future romantic partner when he brings them to meet you.

How does this have upvotes? All kids mimic animals. It has nothing to do with parenting. My kid barked at the doorbell at that age. I run a daycare and deal with a lot of kids. I currently have a two year old in my care, and just yesterday he was laying on the ground next to my dog, mimicking my dog. The dog would roll over, the kid would roll over. It's what kids do. The peeing thing is weird, that I'll admit, but the rest is normal two year old activity and shouldn't be used to judge parenting.

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How does this have upvotes? All kids mimic animals. It has nothing to do with parenting. My kid barked at the doorbell at that age. I run a daycare and deal with a lot of kids. I currently have a two year old in my care, and just yesterday he was laying on the ground next to my dog, mimicking my dog. The dog would roll over, the kid would roll over. It's what kids do. The peeing thing is weird, that I'll admit, but the rest is normal two year old activity and shouldn't be used to judge parenting.

thunderniron 22

Hopefully he's housebroken. :-D

That sucks but it's an adorable story for when they're older!

Then it's time to get your baby some more human play dates

blackrose1996 11

Get a picture black mail lmao then show them at his wedding

sierra142 19

My friend's son learnt potty train because he wanted to pee like the dog. He may just be trying to tell you that he's ready. My daughter's best friend when she was a baby was the cat. She learnt to crawl early because she was trying to get at the cat.

There's a saying; "Raised by wolves" ring a bell? Maybe spend more time with your kid.