Today, my soccer team got our warm up t-shirts that say "You can hit on us, but you can't score." After the game, a guy behind my friend asks, "Hey what does the front of your shirt say?" I replied for her, "You can hit on us." He looked at me and my friend and said, "No thanks." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML
Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML
Today, I was practicing soccer at my school. My team was practicing penalty kicks. It was my turn up and this cute girl that I like was watching off ten feet away from the goal. I was running to take the kick when I slipped and kicked the ball. It hit her head and now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, I was talking to my crush about making the soccer team. Excited, he congratulated me and asked for my number. I gave him my cellphone number. He laughed and said "your jersey number". FML
Today, I was at a tennis match and it was really hot. I took off my shirt to cool down. A member of the staff then tapped me on the shoulder and told me that my "bare breasts might offend someone." I'm a man. FML
Today, I was at the gym and I saw a really cute guy working out nearby. I tried to get his attention by taking off my shirt and smiling at him. When he walked over to me, instead of asking for my number, he just said "Can you please put that back on? Thanks". FML
Today, I went to a hockey game. While warm-ups were happening, my favourite player pointed at me and tossed me a puck. It bounced off my hand into another girl's, who was a fan of the other team. She refused to give it back, then walked away and said, "I can't wait to sell this on eBay." FML
Today, I was at a volleyball game talking with my friends when a girl who is in my team arrived. She was greeting someone else but I thought that she was saying hi to me. However, I'd already waved back at her. All my friends and others noticed the situation and as a result they laughed at me. FML
Today, I was at work when a cute guy came up to me and said he liked my shirt. In a desperate attempt to say something back, I said, "Thanks, I like your shoelaces." FML
Today, I was at a soccer game when some guys walking behind me yelled that I had a nice ass. I then heard someone shout, "Hey, assholes. That's my daughter." He yelled at them for quite a while. He wasn't my dad, just some weird dude. FML
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Ohnoitslindsay 0
Well what did you expect?
fatfaceunited 0
your shirt is basically denying him, so why should he hit on you?
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Zoa_fml 0
HAHAHAHA! That's awesome, I hate when people wear shirts like that!
jeffers 0
you're wearing a shirt that says "you can't score" and you still expect anyone to hit on you? YDI
ben037 0
why would a random person behind someone ask what the front of their shirt said?
were_giraffe 2
if that's college team ok...but if you're a high school team in my opinion it's a little inappropriate
failwhatwhat 0
well considering it was "after the game" i dont know why a guy would want to hit on something presumably sweaty and greasy (unless he was just one big pervert that wouldnt care either way)
asdf543 0
time for a sarcastc laugh, ha. ha. ha. http://www.whycindywhy.com/?id=g1j7n71b7vjz839xxgk3rlm48loz
lm_wfc 0
YDI for being egotistical. also for calling it soccer and americans having generally awful terminology
xx_hayleyy 0
cute saying though haha
NoBounceNoPlay 0
Bananas.
NoBounceNoPlay 0
Bananas.