Today, my sister gave my laptop away and dumped a pile of her hamster's turds on my bed. All of this because I flushed the toilet while she was in the shower last night. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I insulted my younger sister's hamster. She then smashed me with a stool. FML
Today, my little sister was in charge of doing the vacuuming, when she decided our hamster had "dust on his back". FML
Today, my house was broken into. Nothing was stolen, but my laptop had feces smeared all over it. FML
Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML
Today, my sister's kitten walked away from his litter box, jumped onto the table, looked me dead in the eyes, then peed directly onto my laptop. FML
Today, my little sister took a dump in our bath tub right before we were leaving for soccer practice. When my mom found it, she blamed it on me, then made me pick it up with my bare hands. FML
Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
Today, my family came back from holiday to discover that my little sister had messed with the cat flap before we left. Several stray cats were able to come in, but were unable to get out, and left shit in various areas around the house. FML
Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
Today, I dropped my keys in the toilet. While in the kitchen looking for something to fish them out with, I heard a door slam. My sister had to use the bathroom and didn’t see my keys in the toilet before sitting down. Lucky me, I caught her just as she was about to flush. FML
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Top comments
Omfgitsmia 15
Sell her on the black market and call it even
notjanedoe 27
Your sister is nuts. What are your parents saying about this?
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Comments (173)
vbmg152 19
She needs mental help before she ends up killing someone! No joke, here!!! She really needs help!
ragini95 16
Rage issues. Send her to a therapist.
NiZZALooNY 9
Overkill, much?
Megan639 16
Kick her ass - end of story.
Tiger9099 11
Give her hamster away, yet keep the cage and don't tell her you gave the hamster away then wait till she takes another shower and flush the toilet, again. P.S Lock your doors and windows after!
Marblecakelolz 11
Disconnect her wifi and sell her hamster.
Ubehage 32
That would be too easy. Decapitate her hamster, and put the head on her pillow. Put the rest of the body in 5 different locations in her room. Then ask her to get the laptop back, before you get angry ;)
Odyy_fml 7
Probably illegal, or close to it. File a police report.
mysterion115 14
GOD DAMN IT! FMLS like this give me so much rage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! like **** i want to just go in a store and destroy everything!
Chucks719 4
I would've beat her ass.
SmiffLah 13
So she wasn't happy about it then?