By poop - 03/04/2013 18:45

Today, my sister gave my laptop away and dumped a pile of her hamster's turds on my bed. All of this because I flushed the toilet while she was in the shower last night. FML
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Omfgitsmia 15

Sell her on the black market and call it even

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notjanedoe 27

Your sister is nuts. What are your parents saying about this?

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etishuman22 32

I can see where she had gone too far. But maybe something you had done before that set her off?

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theoreopage 9

sounds like a lovely family bonding moment.... :/

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simoncat 11

Please tell me your sister is like five or so, and not just another unstable adult.

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xiaodoggiie 5

Does giving or selling away someone else's property without the owner's consent count as theft? If it is, scare her by telling her that you'd call the police if she doesn't get it back. And maybe, if you're feeling real evil you could actually call the police just to teach her a lesson about boundaries of paybacks.

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crewge6 4

Theres only one thing to do.....kill her

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yusaku02 20

Let your parents know, if they're reasonable then her laptop will become your laptop.

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Psycho286 9

Give her hamster away and shit on her bed

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rightspark 7

Beat her up or give away all her belongings to charity see how she likes it

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appelflap 22

Tell every possible victim of her love interest about ths story. Might take a while,but no one wants to date a psycho, and you get a long term revenge.

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