Today, my sister gave my laptop away and dumped a pile of her hamster's turds on my bed. All of this because I flushed the toilet while she was in the shower last night. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I insulted my younger sister's hamster. She then smashed me with a stool. FML
Today, my little sister was in charge of doing the vacuuming, when she decided our hamster had "dust on his back". FML
Today, my house was broken into. Nothing was stolen, but my laptop had feces smeared all over it. FML
Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML
Today, my sister's kitten walked away from his litter box, jumped onto the table, looked me dead in the eyes, then peed directly onto my laptop. FML
Today, my little sister took a dump in our bath tub right before we were leaving for soccer practice. When my mom found it, she blamed it on me, then made me pick it up with my bare hands. FML
Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
Today, my family came back from holiday to discover that my little sister had messed with the cat flap before we left. Several stray cats were able to come in, but were unable to get out, and left shit in various areas around the house. FML
Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
Today, I dropped my keys in the toilet. While in the kitchen looking for something to fish them out with, I heard a door slam. My sister had to use the bathroom and didn’t see my keys in the toilet before sitting down. Lucky me, I caught her just as she was about to flush. FML
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Top comments
Omfgitsmia 15
Sell her on the black market and call it even
notjanedoe 27
Your sister is nuts. What are your parents saying about this?
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Comments (173)
etishuman22 32
I can see where she had gone too far. But maybe something you had done before that set her off?
theoreopage 9
sounds like a lovely family bonding moment.... :/
simoncat 11
Please tell me your sister is like five or so, and not just another unstable adult.
xiaodoggiie 5
Does giving or selling away someone else's property without the owner's consent count as theft? If it is, scare her by telling her that you'd call the police if she doesn't get it back. And maybe, if you're feeling real evil you could actually call the police just to teach her a lesson about boundaries of paybacks.
Tiger9099 11
Yes I believe it is
crewge6 4
Theres only one thing to do.....kill her
yusaku02 20
Let your parents know, if they're reasonable then her laptop will become your laptop.
Psycho286 9
Give her hamster away and shit on her bed
WritingUtensil 9
Is she on her Hell Week?...
shorty6823 28
Most women are not like that on their Hell Weeks
rightspark 7
Beat her up or give away all her belongings to charity see how she likes it
appelflap 22
Tell every possible victim of her love interest about ths story. Might take a while,but no one wants to date a psycho, and you get a long term revenge.