Miscellaneous: Today, my sister gave my laptop away and dumped a pile of her...

By poop - 03/04/2013 18:45

Today, my sister gave my laptop away and dumped a pile of her hamster's turds on my bed. All of this because I flushed the toilet while she was in the shower last night. FML

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By HttpsHaileyy - 15/06/2015 20:02 - United States

Today, I insulted my younger sister's hamster. She then smashed me with a stool. FML

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By gvmfvr - 08/05/2014 20:48 - France - Fontenay-sous-bois

Today, my little sister was in charge of doing the vacuuming, when she decided our hamster had "dust on his back". FML

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By rian - 03/04/2021 21:30

Today, my house was broken into. Nothing was stolen, but my laptop had feces smeared all over it. FML

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By somerandomchick - 31/03/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2015 16:06 - South Africa - Pinetown

Today, my sister's kitten walked away from his litter box, jumped onto the table, looked me dead in the eyes, then peed directly onto my laptop. FML

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By Katie - 17/09/2019 12:01 - United States

Today, my little sister took a dump in our bath tub right before we were leaving for soccer practice. When my mom found it, she blamed it on me, then made me pick it up with my bare hands. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML

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Wrecked

By cathouse - 26/03/2011 19:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my family came back from holiday to discover that my little sister had messed with the cat flap before we left. Several stray cats were able to come in, but were unable to get out, and left shit in various areas around the house. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 21:31 - Ireland

Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML

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By ShittyKeys - 06/11/2009 08:57 - United States

Today, I dropped my keys in the toilet. While in the kitchen looking for something to fish them out with, I heard a door slam. My sister had to use the bathroom and didn’t see my keys in the toilet before sitting down. Lucky me, I caught her just as she was about to flush. FML

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Omfgitsmia 15

Wednesday 3 April 2013 23:35

Sell her on the black market and call it even

notjanedoe 27

Wednesday 3 April 2013 23:34

Your sister is nuts. What are your parents saying about this?

Comments

GrammarNazis 6

Wednesday 3 April 2013 23:57

In my experience, the whole shower/toilet thing is a myth anyways. I guess I'm wrong though, mabye its one of those things that only happens sometimes.

Dairyking 8

Thursday 4 April 2013 0:26

No, it's real; it's just that most pipe systems these days are set up in a manner so that this won't be such a problem.

cupcakechick 17

Thursday 4 April 2013 4:38

@32 maybe* some grammar nazi you are

Driving_Gaming 22

Wednesday 29 May 2013 9:06

haha You caught him out.

Supahnova 14

Thursday 4 April 2013 0:00

Tell your parents of her malicious behavior. An overreaction like that needs discipline, not more retaliation.

ninaskyez 12

Thursday 4 April 2013 0:01

Let her hamster roam around her room freely so it will pee n poop everywhere then put baby oil on the shower floor:)

3rdbass 9

Thursday 4 April 2013 0:01

Imagine the poor hamster's thoughts! "hey, hey those are my turds! Don't do that! Now I look like I'm in cahoots with you."

longtimesunshine 4

Thursday 4 April 2013 0:10

sounds like my sister. FYL

crammer1 6

Thursday 4 April 2013 10:22

From what I can gather, this probably isn't the first time he's done it. OP is always innocent right? I don't care what anyone says. Usually you have a few warnings before it gets to this point.

titibug823 11

Thursday 4 April 2013 0:11

I say go to your parents... She overreacted and needs disciplined.

ni0ve 9

Thursday 4 April 2013 0:18

so was she cremated or buried?

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Thursday 4 April 2013 0:19

Make her go get your laptop or sell everything in her room until you acquire enough to buy a new one. But first and foremost put a new lock on your door. She grossly overreacted.

lonewolf621 17

Thursday 4 April 2013 0:23

What about the gold fish?

mrd97 10

Friday 5 April 2013 1:00

Where in this FML does it mention gold fish? Oh wait, it doesn't.

truepanda 2

Thursday 4 April 2013 0:23

ok this so ridiculous that im not sure i believe u. if it is true then play a revenge on her and make it dirty. if ur parents dont say anything then u have one ****** up parents