Today, my sister gave my laptop away and dumped a pile of her hamster's turds on my bed. All of this because I flushed the toilet while she was in the shower last night. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I insulted my younger sister's hamster. She then smashed me with a stool. FML
Today, my little sister was in charge of doing the vacuuming, when she decided our hamster had "dust on his back". FML
Today, my house was broken into. Nothing was stolen, but my laptop had feces smeared all over it. FML
Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML
Today, my sister's kitten walked away from his litter box, jumped onto the table, looked me dead in the eyes, then peed directly onto my laptop. FML
Today, my little sister took a dump in our bath tub right before we were leaving for soccer practice. When my mom found it, she blamed it on me, then made me pick it up with my bare hands. FML
Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
Today, my family came back from holiday to discover that my little sister had messed with the cat flap before we left. Several stray cats were able to come in, but were unable to get out, and left shit in various areas around the house. FML
Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
Today, I dropped my keys in the toilet. While in the kitchen looking for something to fish them out with, I heard a door slam. My sister had to use the bathroom and didn’t see my keys in the toilet before sitting down. Lucky me, I caught her just as she was about to flush. FML
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Top comments
Omfgitsmia 15
Sell her on the black market and call it even
notjanedoe 27
Your sister is nuts. What are your parents saying about this?
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Comments (173)
mackdeezy 22
Thats just beyond unnacceptable. While i dont condone revenge in that manner, i think for her the gloves can come off.
grrrrrrrreat 8
For revenge this is what you'll do, pee in a bottle every night, dump it on her when she's sleeping and make her think she wet the bed, then spread the rumor that your sister wets the bed, and make her new nickname bed wetter.
error404n0tf0und 21
that is unhygienic and disgusting,I like it!
Allyzabell 5
That's is so gross. Hahaha, idk why I think this would make things even in so many ways.
PrincessPesa 20
I get your intention, icky as it is. But I don't think OP's sister is the best candidate for psychological abuse. Sounds like she's close to the edge already.
twaumat 28
you FML-ers are evil! I like it!
Vanillanougat 14
Well maybe next time you flush the toilet, you'll toss in that hamster.... without a source of poop, she'll be powerless against you!
rawr_ily96 24
Don't punish the hamster! I say dunk her head in the pee-filled toilet.
McNikk 15
I'd be curious to see what she would do if you did something more serious...
SomeRandomGuy15 18
She'd probably murder him in his sleep.
McNikk 15
She'd probably strap him to a chair and force her to listen tp Nicki Minaj for hours on end.
McNikk 15
*him
cupcakechick 17
your sister sounds like a bitch
error404n0tf0und 21
give away her hamster
Lionesse 15
What did the poor hamster do to deserve being given away? All it did was take a turd and OP's sister used it for her purposes. OP should give away her sister away if it's possible... But now that I think about your comment, giving away the hamster actually might be in the best interest for the little furball. Who knows how many loose screws OP's sister has.. The sister sounds like she is a few cards short of a full deck.
oj101 33
Siblings... when you do something to them, they'll do it back and one better to you.
error404n0tf0und 21
better yet,pee in the shower
crackpotL 33
Think about it from her point of view... your trying to get yourself off with the shower head and then someone flushes the toilet and now you have third degree burns on your nether regions. Burn cream and a vibrator would make a good olive branch.
doodlecloud 27
It's an old, old fml...still wouldn't make her 'revenge' acceptable though. Think someone needs some anger management classes...
error404n0tf0und 21
thumb down contest 3 2 1 go!