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By Anonymous - 18/12/2009 20:27 - United States

Today, my sister and I got into a fight. I came home to find everything in my room covered in ketchup. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2014 20:53 - United States - Tucson

Today, I got into a fight with my sister. Later on she brought me a bowl of tortilla chips, which I thought was her way of apologizing. I found out too late that she'd licked the flavoring off them and it was really her way of saying "Fuck you." FML

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Today, I was asked to help my sister clean her room. The moment I opened the door, I was greeted by her screaming "TASTE THE RAINBOW" with a full mouth. She then spat the Skittles into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2013 00:06 - United States - Marysville

Today, my little sister asked me to open a jar of pickles for her. I struggled a little until the lid busted open, and pickle juice poured over my pocket and the iPhone inside. My sister then sniffed the jar, made a disgusted face, and ran out. FML

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By poopiter - 27/07/2013 18:31 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, I finished off the last of the BBQ chips in the house. When my 6-year-old sister found out about it, she started screaming, then pulled down her pants and peed on the kitchen floor. My parents, after witnessing the whole thing, bitched me out for upsetting her. FML

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By HGTV - 01/10/2013 18:43 - United States - Boston

Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2022 12:00

Today, my brother ran in, handed me a spatula, and told me to stand still. Barely a second later, our sister came tearing in the house with a fresh, raised welt on her ass cheek in the shape of said spatula, saw me holding said spatula, and kicked my ass up and down the house until I escaped. FML

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Twunt 14

Friday 18 December 2009 23:43

Hopefully you live in a hot dog bun.

Fop 6

Friday 18 December 2009 23:36

What an extremely childish sister. Your parents need to teach her to handle things in a mature manner.

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royboh 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 9:14

THE SMELL

Ruff_fml 3

Saturday 19 December 2009 12:04

moral: don't buy ketchup. :)

blooazul 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 15:20

She was probably on her period and wanted to show you ;)

taytay09 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 18:18

act like you LOVE ketchup. be flattered. it'll piss her off so much, and she'll be confused as hell. say, "Oh WOW! how'd you know? i LOVE ketchup! you're the best sister ever!"

BritishHobo 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 20:11

I'm on an FML comments page. The word freak does not need to be said.

goldy18 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 4:12

LMAO! new favorite FML! your life sucks, btw

princessash0801 0

Monday 21 December 2009 7:47

I'm sorry but this is funny! I'd use this against my younger brother anytime! but I know for sure that I would get blamed you should totally make her clean it up!

Enzeru_Uyoku 3

Tuesday 22 December 2009 1:44

That's something my older sister would do to me. D:

Ninjaface 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 9:59

Just go get a VERY large order of fries.

myjz 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 7:27

get her "sent away"

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