Miscellaneous: Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It...

By anonymous1 - 14/06/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML

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By wnrz - 18/02/2012 20:26 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML

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It's a wrap

By birdiebeth13 - 10/04/2013 17:41 - United States - Chippewa Falls

Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML

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By danskinnow - 05/10/2009 02:01 - United States

Today, I went to a store to buy a man's thong because my girlfriend wanted me to. When I went in I also grabbed some lingerie for her. Thinking I was being clever I wrapped it up in a t-shirt so no one would notice and went to checkout. The cashier then called for a price check on the thong. FML

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By O.o - 20/02/2011 08:15 - Australia

Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML

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By cat cat - 13/07/2018 01:30

Today, I wore my first thong, which I bought weeks ago but was only just now brave enough to wear. As I was leaving, my little brother decided I really needed a wedgie. The thong garrotted my bum hole and I now have toilet paper up there because it won't stop bleeding. FML

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Stalling

By Anonymous - 04/10/2009 02:56 - United States

Today, I was trying on dresses in a stall that requires an employee of the store to have a key to open. After I took off one dress to go to another, an employee quickly opens my door, to give the stall to someone else. The entire store could see me in my granny panties and bra. FML

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By wearingshorts - 28/08/2010 04:54 - United States

Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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Nice boxers

By Harmonia - 26/01/2009 10:09 - France

Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML

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By grossed out - 21/09/2016 09:21 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, whilst in a dressing room trying on some new clothes, I experienced the sheer terror of having someone fling a pair of dirty panties over the stall wall only to make off with some stolen ones, whilst you're still standing there in shock staring at another woman's dirty underwear. FML

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By Apple - 12/06/2011 17:54 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house, and I asked if I could try on one of her dresses. It was a little snug, but I got it on. When it came time to take it off though, it wouldn't budge. My friend and her mom had to cut it off me. FML

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gingermonster16 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 9:37

Eww that's vile. For the both of you.

punkazzneon 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 9:42

Why would someone try on a random pair of undies left in a fitting room.... Wouldn't you notice that they are used?? At least you noticed that she tried them in. Imagin her wearing them and leaving them where she found it o.o

Comments

NicGstfsn23 0

Monday 15 June 2009 22:58

ew thats pretty disgusting. how did she not notice the no price tags?

krystal_love 0

Monday 15 June 2009 23:06

FYL for leaving your thong unattended! and that lady's pretty stupid for trying on a thong in a hanger without a tag

BurnedByLove 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 1:26

Hope she doesn't have crabs...

wackie_jackie777 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 2:28

i work in retail and once, i found a lady had ripped open an underwear package and stole one pair and left her old, stained pair.. behind. Always wash your new underwear before you wear them some people are effed.

captainmaharet 1

Tuesday 16 June 2009 3:29

YDI for getting your filth all over that dress. Hope you bought it and spared other unwitting bridezilla victims.

derriduh 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 4:07

Since when is it okay to take off your underwear when trying on clothes at a store? There's almost always a sign explicitly asking you NOT to do that. That's why bathing suits have that protective sheet on them, to protect those of us who purchase the bathing suit from people like you who tried it on without underwear first.

BreezyPear 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 6:48

A Tip for dealing with idiots, leave your thong with your other clothes on the floor in the changing room so they might get the point, "Oh, some one's using this room". It's like marking territory.

youareindeepshit 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 8:36

Sisterhood of the travelling thong.

Cali_Chick 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 10:32

LMAO @ #23 and the person above me. I hope you bought the dress and didn't leave it behind for some other poor lady to try on. That would have been SO disgusting since you weren't wearing your underwear and you probably got your downstairs mix-up rubbed all over the inside of the dress. As far as the other lady goes, she's stupid. Its not that hard to distinguish between underwear that has been worn and underwear that hasn't been worn. She's the one who deserved it.