Intimacy: Today, my school handed out the new yearbook. I was so excited...

By caughtontape - 22/03/2009 23:06 - United States

Today, my school handed out the new yearbook. I was so excited to be on the cover page in a group shot with all my friends until I realized that I was having a boner at the time the pic was taken. These books go out to the whole school. Everyone noticed. FML

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By ooh cat - 18/05/2012 21:50 - United States - Inglewood

Today, after weeks of sorting, inspecting, and waiting, my high school's yearbooks were distributed. I'd searched carefully for photo errors and was proud to say there were none. That is, until someone told me that a boy on the last page was flipping the camera the bird. FML

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You deserved it 4 770

By boytoy - 02/09/2009 21:23 - Canada

Today, I went to my school to take my yearbook picture. I was wearing a shirt that said ANALOG on the front. When I bent in to take the picture, part of my shirt overlapped itself. Now I'm known as the ANAL kid in the yearbook. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2009 17:30 - United States

Today, I finally got my yearbook for senior year in high school. I started what everyone does, which is count how many times I appear in the yearbook. I stopped when I found a prominent photo of me, picking my nose in class. FML

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The icing on the cake

By Anonymous - 25/12/2021 00:01 - Australia

Today, I received my year 12 yearbook. After such a bad year of let downs, it wasn’t surprising that the school fucked it up and put the previous year's group photo in it instead of ours. FML

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You deserved it 99

By Thanks dicks - 07/09/2018 06:00

Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML

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You deserved it 390

By florisvanlent - 12/02/2009 16:17 - Netherlands

Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing her boobs against my back. I got a boner and when I looked to see who the hot chick was, I saw my fat friend rubbing his man boobs against my back. FML

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You deserved it 56 426

By Anonymous - 10/12/2012 20:41 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I had to do a presentation in front of my entire school. I was very nervous, so I used the old trick of picturing everyone naked. Everyone then got a good view of my erection. FML

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You deserved it 16 791

By 12incher - 15/03/2009 04:45 - United States

Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the other side of the room and the hottest girl in the school is over there. I could see her thong so I instantly got a boner. About a minute later my teacher calls me up to the board to do a problem. I wore basketball shorts that day. FML

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You deserved it 42 736

Looking good

By people will think I'm Shelley Duvall - 08/06/2017 20:00

Today, my son's yearbook came. I was pretty happy, as I'd also ordered a larger version of his photo because he's going to California for college and I wanted a special picture of him to keep. Unfortunately, my happiness disappeared when I saw that he was wearing a horse mask in the photo. FML

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You deserved it 795

Taking pictures

By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 14:00

Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML

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You deserved it 489

Thomas_S 0

Monday 23 March 2009 2:06

Well if a girl ever says you can't keep it up, pull out the book, point and comment that, "that boner is still rocking out."

Guiseppi 0

Monday 23 March 2009 2:04

That's unfortunate. Unless you're really big.

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Jokermon 0

Monday 23 March 2009 15:50

am i d onli 1 who tinks ur an idiot?

allstarplayer324 0

Monday 23 March 2009 16:25

#10- you win!

commafullstop 1

Monday 23 March 2009 17:03

The part that made me laugh most about this was the phrase "having a boner", HAVING A BONER?! I've never heard that used before. "Got a boner", sure, but "having a boner"?!

myphy 0

Monday 23 March 2009 17:08

#10's post is definitely the GOAT for this FML

breathemein 10

Monday 23 March 2009 17:39

ooo i likee ;) must be big

DelSDelT 0

Monday 23 March 2009 17:44

It only sucks if you have a small dick

ciclon_da_great 0

Monday 23 March 2009 18:45

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that'll be something you'll still be hearing 20-30 years down the road.......lmfao

KFabery 0

Monday 23 March 2009 20:04

LOL at #117. Sounds like he was having a meal. "So I was having a boner for lunch when...."

qwerty123456789 0

Monday 23 March 2009 20:38

why does FML make you say "today"? Why can't you just say when it was?

1NinjaPaper1 0

Monday 23 March 2009 21:24

10 and 11 for the wolf! XD Whenever something embarrassing happens to me, I just turn it into a big joke. It's better than moping around and, ya know, they say that humor is the best medicine...and stuff.... Okay, I'm rambling now. :P