By Wlanla - 02/08/2015 11:39 - Romania - Bacau

Today, my satan-spawn of a step-son proudly showed that he can pee accurately while standing up. I'd be less livid if he hadn't pissed on me while I was asleep in bed. FML
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larrena2377 26

I hope you punished the little shit.

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Comments

jlang917 14

You shouldn't get too PISSed OP, just tell him to PISS off

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fakedsincerity 32

I'm so glad you capitalised the word piss or no one would have got the joke.

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olpally 32

Perfect username for that comment #17, hahaha.

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rachelthelime_fml 29

Speak to both him and your partner about this disgusting behaviour immediately, OP

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mynameischarles 13

Feed him dog food if hes going to act like one!

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conman531 23

That kid has some demons to work out

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PremiumWhale 18

Guess it's time to call the exorcist again.

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ukeandfoodislife 19

The only thing worse than being pissed off is being pissed on.

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ontheFLY4 25

I take it this is your first golden shower!?

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ericapalooza 8

maybe if you didn't call him a Satan spawn.

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whiskeygirl23 4

I agree with this. Any one willing to refer to their child or step child as Satan's spawn deserves what they get.

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