Today, my religious parents were hosting a family dinner. Not only did we have to wait over an hour for my grandma to finally show up, but when she did, she had her 30 year old boytoy in tow. Apparently, "Granny has needs too you know, hahaha!" Goodbye peaceful family. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML
Today, I went to visit my grandparents, as my grandmother may not have long left. When my stepfather wasn't grilling my visibly uncomfortable grandad about Bible passages, my mother was trauma-dumping about how hard her life has been, and how awful her marriage to my father was. They're his parents. FML
Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I hosted a family game night with her grandparents and her father, who was bringing his "friend" who he'd been dating for a couple of weeks. It was my mom. FML
Today, my parents left on vacation for the week. Taking advantage of my freedom, I was planning on having my boyfriend over. My grandparents just showed up as they "thought I would be lonely." I can't get rid of them. Looks like I'm not having any fun this week. FML
Today, my Jewish boyfriend came over for my extended family's Easter party. My grandmother made fun of him for being Jewish so badly, that he left, crying. She doesn't see what she did wrong. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I spent all day preparing an amazing meal for my extended family, and then 3 hours before dinner his crazy mother forced him home because she felt "excluded". He's spent the past 3 days with her. There's no way for me to keep him and get rid of her. FML
Today, I went over to confront my parents about how my siblings always get to visit and all I do when I’m over is work on their house or take care of grandma. My mom was very upset. Then she snuck out with my sister, leaving me to take care of grandma until she got back. FML
Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 minutes, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said, "So, do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray every night that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML
Today, my grandparents came over for a family dinner. I'm somewhat overweight, and my grandma kept making sound effects in time with me doing pretty much anything. When I complained to my dad after she made a long farting sound as I sat down, he told me to suck it up. FML
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TheLastChild 8
Extreme cougar!
hobbsicle805 0
Oh God...
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Comments (207)
courtneykinz97 5
Had that happen to me.. Sorry.
jgonz1234 2
Text me
rhysfucker 24
Knock the dust off, then smack that crack.
sayitagain 9
Wtf does that even mean??
brandonosaurus 4
wow...just think about it...u will get it eventually
BIEBERSLAYER 10
Just think why they were that hour late...
Jocupcake 0
I don't know if it's been said, but I think the phrase is "boy toy" not "toyboy"
perdix 31
Well, your religious fanatic parents ought to be happy for her. If the 30-year-old boytoy is worth a shit, she should be calling out to God and Jesus as he mercilessly pounds her pussy with his throbbing man meat. And unless Grandpa had initiated her into the practice, when the young dude performs anal on Granny, she will be moaning deeply religious pleas.
IndigoAcrylic 9
O.o
elmogoezRAWR 0
....the ****?
mrahhhhh 21
Nah Perdix, most likely they'll go over and start screaming out "Third Commandment!"
muin 12
You should receive anal. Then YOU can let out moans of religious bliss.
EricWill 1
WTF perdix
tarabelle 7
...I thought it was boytoy?
kelseygoesrawr 8
The expression is boytoy. OP was too high on weed trying to forget that their Grandma had one to remember how the expression went. Lol
CryMoreFMLs 15
Damn perdix, thats messed up.
ImmaB3AST 7
GILF
FiLiPiNo_priDE 5
Lol
SoSickWithIt 14
Was grannies silver hair sex'd up and her dentures missing from her mouth?.. Did she also have semen running down her prosthetic leg?
Glitterhinoceros 14
That's attractive
IndigoAcrylic 9
Lmfao!!! XD