By Anonymous - 14/08/2011 20:21 - United Kingdom

Today, my religious parents were hosting a family dinner. Not only did we have to wait over an hour for my grandma to finally show up, but when she did, she had her 30 year old boytoy in tow. Apparently, "Granny has needs too you know, hahaha!" Goodbye peaceful family. FML
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TheLastChild 8

Extreme cougar!

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rhysfucker 24

Knock the dust off, then smack that crack.

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sayitagain 9

Wtf does that even mean??

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brandonosaurus 4

wow...just think about it...u will get it eventually

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BIEBERSLAYER 10

Just think why they were that hour late...

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Jocupcake 0

I don't know if it's been said, but I think the phrase is "boy toy" not "toyboy"

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perdix 29

Well, your religious fanatic parents ought to be happy for her. If the 30-year-old boytoy is worth a shit, she should be calling out to God and Jesus as he mercilessly pounds her pussy with his throbbing man meat. And unless Grandpa had initiated her into the practice, when the young dude performs anal on Granny, she will be moaning deeply religious pleas.

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mrahhhhh 21

Nah Perdix, most likely they'll go over and start screaming out "Third Commandment!"

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muin 12

You should receive anal. Then YOU can let out moans of religious bliss.

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tarabelle 7

...I thought it was boytoy?

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kelseygoesrawr 8

The expression is boytoy. OP was too high on weed trying to forget that their Grandma had one to remember how the expression went. Lol

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SoSickWithIt 14

Was grannies silver hair sex'd up and her dentures missing from her mouth?.. Did she also have semen running down her prosthetic leg?

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Glitterhinoceros 14

That's attractive

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