Today, my prom dress finally arrived. My prom was yesterday. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
At last!
Today, I finally lost enough weight to fit into the beautiful dress that I ordered for my senior prom. I graduated from high school in 2010. FML
Nostalgia
Today, I was excited about my friend going wedding dress shopping, so before I went to go work out, I decided to try on a prom dress from high school to remember what it felt like to get dressed up. It was too tight, I broke the zipper, and spent 45 minutes trapped before I cut myself out. FML
Today, my prom dress came in the mail. I don't know what happened with the tailoring but not only does it not fit, but it also looks like deli meat. FML
Today, I posted a pic of my prom dress on facebook. The dress looked amazing on me and it just felt so right. So I spent every single dollar I had and some borrowed to buy the dress. When I logged on later that night, the first comment asked "Is this a joke?" FML
Today, after waiting 3 months, I finally got my wedding dress back from the dry-cleaners. The dry cleaning lasted longer than the marriage. FML
Slay, queen!
Today, I went to buy my prom dress. I felt really good as I walked out of the dressing room, until someone walked out of the room next to me wearing the same dress, and looked better in it than I did. It was a man buying it for his drag show. FML
Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML
Today, I got a call that my custom order bridesmaid dress is at the apartment complex I just moved out of. They won’t give it to me because I’m no longer a resident, but they just thought I should know. The wedding’s tomorrow. FML
Today, I finally got the wedding dress I've been waiting months to see. It turns out that my mom ordered the dress 2 sizes smaller than my size, this way it will be "an incentive to lose weight". FML
Too late
Today, I finally bought the expensive but beautifully stylish dress I've been eyeing for ages online. Ten minutes later, I went back to check the shoes the model was wearing so I could coordinate my outfit. The dress had been reduced to half price. FML
Top comments
electrorange 13
That ain't no PROMpt service! :-)
whiteboy896 9
refund!
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Comments (114)
supercrazyelmo 8
You should return it
DanielleinDC 34
And you didn't complain when it was a few days out and you still hadn't received it?
noelasis94 18
Make yesterday today throw your on prom bash the kids will love it.
Adela21 8
LMAO tht sucks tho.
neuroticallyyour_fml 17
YDI for spending so much money on a ridiculous and quite frankly pointless social custom.
subwaysurfers 13
If she had the money, she's free to spend it the way she wants to.
AllieCat21 21
When did you order it though?
wendyrzepeda 8
was it sammydress? lol
PenguinBitch 44
OP never mentions she went to prom only that it was yesterday. Hopefully you can get a refund but if you can't (because you ignored the terms and conditions that explicitly said no refunds) just wear the dress for another special occasion.
Transfusion 8
It's your own fault you didn't order it on time.
tararochelle 18
Hopefully you still went. I skipped mine, and regret it!