Today, my parents, who aren’t usually lenient, allowed me to have my boyfriend over. We started to cuddle, things got a little heated, but then my sister walks in and says, “You do my math homework, or I tell mom what you guys were doing.” I don’t remember middle school math being this hard. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML
Today, my wife was screaming at our son over his maths homework, so I poked my nose in to help calm them down. My wife was not happy when I pointed out that most of her calculations and answers were wrong, whereas our son got most of his right. I’m now in the doghouse because my wife can’t count. FML
Today, I was crying after having argued with my boyfriend. My mom saw me, she asked, "Why are you crying? Don't you have homework to do?" FML
Today, my family yelled at me for being a "selfish disappointment." My crime? Not being able to help my sister's boyfriend do his homework while I'm working on my class finals. FML
Today, my mom was more upset about my 67 on an Algebra test than my sister almost setting the house on fire. FML
Today, I was visiting my in-laws and sharing a room with my husband's 17-year-old sister. Later that night she and her brother of 24 years started fist-fighting over an air mattress and I had to pull them off each other. The brother later berated me with, "You can't handle any pressure!" FML
Today, at the dinner table my parents were talking to my younger sister about her new boyfriend and how they should be taking it slow. My sister then pointed out that that's not what I do. My dad said, "Believe me I know- your sister's easier to get into than community college." FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to skip school with him. His mom came home early. I had to hide in his closet and wait 6 hours for her to go to her book club meeting. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, my mom tried to force me to stay home from work to babysit my sister and her “boyfriend”. I snuck out and went to work anyway, because I hate being around them. FML
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dadom7614 10
Siblings.. They WILL find leverage and they WILL use it.
bresheen 8
And now we all understand why your parents are generally not lenient.
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Comments (78)
acmariner99 25
Do her homework badly then
jairolover 25
so you're parents trust you and you **** up. congratulations.
TodayIsNotTheDay 4
Just get all the questions wrong. And once she gets her crappy grade back, tell her to mind her business next time.
evilpandaninja 2
I mean when I was in middle school I did algebra 2 and you /need/ calculators for that shit
Kramer1998 20
Just do what i do and leverage other crap on her, in fact I've reversed situations like this with that
Unbansawsage 16
Record her and report her!
shadypalmtree 20
Symbolab.com is also a good one and it shows you how to do it
ang3l4 17
Ohhhh scratch that, I get it haha
Halk4255 15
Just download the app called "Mathway" and use the camera inside the app to take a picture of the problem and get the answers
tamesenicole 27
Tell her you got permission for him to be there and do her own freakin homework