Money: Today, my parents came to my house for my birthday. My mom backed...

By Zx6r - 14/09/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, my parents came to my house for my birthday. My mom backed her car into my motorcycle, knocking it over. She said because it was my birthday I could pay for the damages to her car later. FML

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Zx6r 7

Thursday 15 September 2011 6:48

It only slid down my driveway messed up the paint and clutch cover. Happy birthday to me

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DJR_fml 2

Wednesday 14 September 2011 22:33

Aaaannnddd your mom is a bitch.

AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

Wednesday 14 September 2011 22:35

Um, don't pay it? O_o And to go the extra mile make her pay for your bike. Or at least help :l

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Naomi_Reisch 6

Monday 1 June 2015 9:49

My god that is awfull

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