Today, my mum was saying she needs to gain weight because she was underweight according to her doctor. She then said she's going to eat like me in order to gain more weight. FML
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Today, while at my mom’s house, my mom told me that I need to seriously curb my food intake. Then I went to my dad’s house and he told me I need to gain weight. I can’t win here. FML
Today, my mom asked me if I had an eating problem because I've been eating less. I only started eating less because she told me I ate too much. FML
Today, I found out my mom intentionally puts extra butter and oil in the food she cooks for me because she wants me to be fatter than her. FML
Today, my mother told me I've gained so much weight recently, she thinks I should get gastric bypass surgery. FML
Today, my mum used her spare key to get into my flat and stole almost all my food. She claimed she did it for my health because I’m "getting a bit chubby." I weigh 12 stone while she weighs over 20, plus all my food was in her kitchen, except for the already empty packets in her bin. FML
Today, I had a doctor's appointment because I've recently lost weight. I'm already underweight, and I was concerned because the weight loss has been causing some other health concerns to worsen. My doctor's exact words of advice? "Eating food usually leads to weight gain." FML
Today, I told my mom I lost 30 pounds because of an eating disorder. She told me to keep up the good work. FML
Today, I had to sit through yet another one of my mom's, "You need to grow and gain some weight!" rants. I'm 22 and she doesn't believe me when I tell her I'm done growing. I'm pretty sure I'm not getting past 5'2". FML
Today, I asked my mom if she could include mashed potatoes and gravy with dinner. She then went on to yell at me about my "unhealthy eating habits" and how I've "gained a lot of weight in the past few months". I'm pregnant. FML
Today, my patient, a chubby little girl, stood on a scale to measure her weight. She was 5 years-old and weighed 65 lbs. I started giving her advice on eating healthy: fruits, vegetables, and more greens. She turned to her mother with shocked look and said, "But mommy, the doctor is fat too!" FML
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Top comments
Hendrixguy 0
Have some pride, (grow a backbone :/), it's just how you are. Don't be ashamed, if you are, just change. (:
russwee 0
once again a girl taking somthing in the wrong context, did she callu fat?? I didn't see it, she just implied u rather eat alot or eat unhealthy learn to hear and don't always asume peopleean something other than what they actually say. it will make life alot easier.
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Comments (78)
ROFLsyrup 0
That doesn't mean you're fat. You prolly just eat a lot, or eat unhealthily. I almost never stop eating and I'm still pretty skinny. But, you're prolly fat and that's why you view this as an FML. If you aren't...quit whining. =]
catatonicsleep 17
she could just mean you have a healthy diet. if a doctor advises you to gain weight they don't tell you to go from a eat hardly anything diet to binge on ice cream and cookies, they say to do it gradually. often underweight people are under nourished (especially if they're bad enough to need to see the doctor about it) and eating ice cream and junk food won't help that at all, they need nutritionally balanced diets.
aardvarkish 17
je suis encore choqué
crackiebob 0
yes you are
Cupcaken 0
That doesn't mean your overweight. That just mean that you eat more then your underweight mother.
oNikkio 0
I agree. It's nice to see someone with common sense here on FML.
purpleisacolor 0
haha and we all know we dont see that very often! and stop complaining thats not a fmy or a ydi cuz NOTHING HAPPENED
Thatswhatitought 0
it's spelled m-o-m not m-u-m
onceuponapenis 0
not if you live in england...dick.
WreckerGirl 4
or Australia dumbass. Get educated.
AngryNinja 1
the chinese would agree with you.
AngryNinja 1
WTF. my comment wasn't supposed to be here. -.-
sydneyanne 0
I don't think she meant much by it
VoodooGypsy 2
I don't think it means she called you fat. Assuming your young, you probably have a much faster metabolism, thus you can eat more without gaining weight. Eating a lot doesn't mean you are fat.
Filitov 0
They eat brain cells. Why else would we have millions of retards walking around on a daily basis?
Ajjas013 6
1. Because they're too busy smashing paper balls into their heads. 2. Or their mom just had a big ****** and they just fell out during birth and hit the corner of the bed. 3. Or they tried to escape the confines of the evil crib and fell over the other side into a big batch of cookie dough ice cream. Stupidity falls under those three categories.