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Gloomzz Riga, Latvia

Today, my mum is on a week-long trip. Everything was fine, until I realised she forgot to leave me any money. Now I'm out of food. FML

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Hey everyone, I'm the OP, not sure if this will work as a follow-up since I wasn't logged in when I posted this, but I'm going to try and explain further anyway. First off, I want to say that this is wouldn't have happened IF my debit card worked, since my mum could just complete a bank transfer. For the people saying that this is a bluff - we are a very healthy family and only eat organic food, which gets spoiled quickly (I am also on a strict diet because of health issues and can only eat certain foods). I borrowed some money from classmates as school is still going, so I should survive the week. #4 My neighbors didn't though

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you have neighbours right? eat them.

Cook whatever device this was submitted in. Cut off unnecessary limbs. Use them for food. Burn furniture for warmth. Survive.

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I assume you are old enough if she left you by yourself.. I suggest you turn on the tv and start watching Master Chef Jr and start cooking.... Who knows you may be good at it and find a vocation.. Either that or you'll burn the house down and it'll be a lesson for your mom.

SomeRandomGirl22 17

sell yourself or your house for some money lol just killing