Today, my mother told my little sister and me that she has breast cancer to make us feel sorry so that we would clean our rooms. She is perfectly fine. My little sister still thinks that "mommy is going to die". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister-in-law was diagnosed with breast cancer. My mother then confided in me that she suspected it was a prank to get more money from our family. FML
Today, my mother called me and told me that she went to the hospital. This wasn't a surprise 'cos she normally goes to the hospital for the smallest things. I was a smartass and asked, "What now? You finally have lung cancer from all those cigarettes?" Apparently, she does. FML
Today, my mother told me I'm going to get lung cancer. Because she smokes. FML
Today, I told my mom she made me feel unloved my whole life. She called my sister and apologized. FML
Today, I called my mother to tell her about my terminal cancer diagnosis. She responded with, "What makes you think I care at all?" before hanging up. FML
Today, I visited my ex-girlfriend's house. I saw her mother and asked, "Hi! Have you recovered from that nasty cold that you had for so long?" She said, "I don't have a cold," to which I smiled and said, "That's great to hear!" Turns out she has lung cancer instead. FML
Today, my friend (she's 14) said she had lung cancer. This made me and my other friend very worried for her, but now we know she was faking it since when she was "at the hospital" she was at a friend's house, and her mom came to the school to confirm she was faking the whole thing. FML
Today, I found out that the giant tumour on my leg isn’t cancerous or dangerous. My mom cried, and I was super relieved. Later on, I heard her on the phone in tears because now she won’t be able to get a free vacation or home renovations from the Make A Wish foundation. FML
Today, I told my mother I was doing fine with my classes when I actually wasn't because her mother is dying, and I didn't want her to have more things to stress about. She found out and she's very hurt. I feel awful about it and I know lying wasn't the right thing to do, but in the moment I didn't want to cause her any more pain. FML
Today, my mom told me I'm the reason she's going to kill herself one day. FML
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Top comments
Livinia 11
That's just plain terrible. What about all the suffering people who actually have breast cancer? It's disgusting she would say that.
mirrrbissonnette 0
what a bitch. haha.
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Comments (253)
efrank1987 0
sorry but your mom is a Bitch! that ***** not funny at all. my grandmother died from breast cancer!
rainer13 11
maybe you could tell your little sister you have leukemia so she'll do the dishes for you ;)
IndiRae 9
Your future reeks of karma.
JeansKismet 9
lol love it
clue_me_in 20
Wow. Your mother is an awful person. Offense intended.
tacohead411 14
Your mom is messed up!
mamamenee 0
that's emotional black mail... dang shes an asshole
corrinaswan 0
Your moms mean! I feel sorry for your sister poor baby. How did you find out she was faking?
ILUVMSC 5
it's not that hard to figure...
corrinaswan 0
I'm sorry I've never seen someone with breast cancer and I'm not a doctor
Matty1188 6
I also think that it's appalling to lie about having cancer. And to her kids? Is it okay when you lie then, OP?
AwesomeNinjazz 3
I'm going to try that one when I have kids!!!!
IndiRae 9
Be prepared for them to post and FML. about you where a few thousand people talk about how much of a horrible person you are.
AwesomeNinjazz 3
it was a joke -_-
koolkat27 13
Its not a joke if its stupid.
huntermc7 0
She needs to watch what she says; karma can be a bitch. She wouldn't find it too funny if she actually got breast cancer (or any other cancer for that matter)...
autumnbitch 0
ur mom is terrible cuz breast cancer cud be serious what a bitch