Miscellaneous: Today, my mother sent a letter to my best friend trying to comfort...

By unlolable4321 - 28/04/2009 21:51 - United States

Today, my mother sent a letter to my best friend trying to comfort her over the death of her mother. She signed the letter "LOL, Jen" thinking LOL stood for "lots of love." FML

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Same thing different taste

No love lost

By burn in hell - 25/09/2012 21:28 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, my estranged mother texted me saying, "Gran died, LOL." My grandmother and I were fairly close, so I was shocked and disgusted. I gave her the benefit of the doubt and asked if she knew what "LOL" meant. She did. FML

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Everyone's a critic

By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 20:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I sent a love letter I'd written meant for my crush to a friend so she could evaluate my prose before I actually sent it to him. For some reason, my emotions got the best of me, and I mistakenly CC'd my mom. She replied with three crying-with-laughter emojis. FML

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Good grief

By Anonymous - 20/06/2023 00:02

Today, my mom wished her best friend a Happy Birthday on Facebook. Her best friend died this year. Oh, did I mention that it’s also my birthday? FML

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LOL

By iPhonekid - 27/05/2012 07:19 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I texted my friend and asked her what her sad status on Facebook was about. She texted me back, saying her step-mother had passed away. I tried to reply with "awwh" but my phone autocorrected it to "ahaha." FML

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By Bl6122 - 02/02/2017 21:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, my mom received a condolence card from my high school's alumni association for my recent passing. I'm still alive! FML

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By sadlife - 09/07/2009 18:50 - Canada

Today, I opened my lunch in front of my friends at university. I had a note in my lunch from my mother that said "Have a good day sweetie! - Love mom". I wrote that note, and put it in my lunch to impress my friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 22:26 - United States - Irving

Today, my mother in law accidentally cc'd me on an email she was sending to my husband, telling him that his youth is fleeting and that he should leave me while he still has time. FML

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By elizabethyeo - 20/02/2012 10:01 - Australia

Today, I was speaking to an old friend and I asked her how her mother was. She replied, "She passed away, you came to her funeral last month." FML

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By KaLa - 08/02/2009 16:30 - Canada

Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML

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Moving

By ssjin93 - 24/11/2009 00:07 - United States

Today, I received two letters, one from my mom, the other from my dad, about how much they missed me with me not being around them. I called my mom, feeling sad. She didn't sound sad at all. She asked me which letter was better. My parents were competing each other which letter would be more moving. FML

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jelatinwaffle 2

Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:16

lol thats pretty funny, but at least your mom had good intentions

Shroomsteroo 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:16

lol...

Comments

squeaksx24 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 23:13

I knew I heard this before, but I couldn't remember where! 146 - Good call.

Stay_beautiful 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 23:32

sorry, I fail to see how this is an FML for you. I think someone is a little attention starved...

fmlfmlfml15 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 23:35

HOW THE HELL DID THE OP DESERVE THIS?

emmjayee 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 23:44

f your moms life! hahaha and regrets to your friend (sincerely...or as sincere as one can be over the internet)

Loony_fml 4

Thursday 30 April 2009 0:20

lol that's cute!

Saruh 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 0:44

That's not an F your life, that's an F her life. And this is not Ftheirlife.com Way to steal your poor degraded mother's thunder.

coolkidcraplife 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 0:50

ur stupid...

CaleighChi 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 1:17

this one actually made me laugh out loud.. its the first one CONgrats, but sorry about you grandma

InTheAyer 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 1:25

actually, originaly, lol did mean lots of love. laugh out loud is reletivily new

heyitzmeh 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 1:42

LOL!

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Today, I was at a big meeting at work. The CEO was reaming the hell out of us for our recent poor profits, when I accidentally let rip a vile fart. I was then subjected to a 10 minute tirade of abuse for "trying to be a funny man", and told that whatever small chance I had for a promotion is now gone. FML

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Today, I came back from school camp and really had to go to the toilet. I ran to the nearest one, which was by the principal's office. After I finished, I tried to flush the button. Turns out the water was turned off so it wouldn't flush. I bolted. The principal is now stuck with my unwanted present. FML

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Today, I found out my identity was stolen. The person got credit cards in my name and didn't pay the bills, which has ruined my near perfect credit. The worst part about all of this is that I can't turn the person in. It's my mom, and sending her to jail wouldn't really work out for anyone. FML

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Today, I found a bunch of half-naked girls saved in my boyfriend's phone, and only a handful of the pics were of me. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML

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Today, I learned that my roommate, the one in charge of the cooking, never washes her hands beforehand. According to her, it boosts her immune system. FML

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Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I have problems going when other people are there, so I waited until everyone left. Two girls noticed I was taking a long time, and started giggling and throwing notes under the door asking if I was alive. This continued for half an hour. FML

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Today, my son won’t stop crying, all because I told him he couldn’t go trick-or-treating in April. FML

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