Today, my mom was feeling down because of her gray hairs. In an attempt to cheer her up, I suggested that she dye them. Her hair turned orange. FML
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Today, I decided to bleach my hair but then my mom got mad and put my hair in a bun after helping bleach it. Mind you, it is currently blonde orange and black and I don't think it worked, and my hair is fried. FML
Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML
Today, I decided I wanted to bleach my hair, so I asked my mother for help. Apparently, something went wrong, because clumps of my hair started falling out. Now I'm half blonde and half bald, and my mom is just laughing at me. FML
Today, I bleached my hair for the new school year. Instead of blonde, it came out orange, making my hair look like a bloated pumpkin. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde using a DIY kit I found online. As I was washing out the dye, I realized my hair had turned bright orange. I had to wear a hat all day to avoid being seen in public with a Johnny Rotten fright-wig. FML
Today, I came home to find my girlfriend had dyed her hair a ridiculous bright color. She knows I absolutely fucking despise brightly colored hair on women. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, I made the decision to lighten my hair from dark brown to blonde. I thought the stylist knew what she was doing, but I ended up with my hair fried off and orange. FML
Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I look like a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML
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Top comments
pllamah 9
Well hey, at least the gray is gone.
iSnortWaffles 7
It's more like **** your mom's life.
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Comments (165)
rubberduckie94 13
take her to a salon. hair can not take being dyed two times at home in a short amount of time. it will fall out. then you will really be in trouble. if you are short on funds see if there is a beauty college in your area. very cheap and surprisingly good work.
gabrielbaby 9
No. Some people do it every week. I bleached, which is fair more damaging than hair dye, my hair every week for a good few months. It damaged my hair but it did not fall out. Also people dye hair within short time a lot. What if you want a wacky color? You bleach it, then another color dye. Some people mess up and redye their hair.
dumboears 8
Meh. Last week I bleached my fringe for a good 45 mins. And then bleached it again the very next day for another 30 minutes. It's damaged, but it's still there.
rubberduckie94 13
maybe it just depends on your hair. i went through a tear of dying my hair once all different colors and it started to fall out. i am glad your alls has not fell out. i had to deep condition it everyday to get it to stop. : ).
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Permanent hair dye does indeed fade out. Otherwise they wouldn't make special shampoos for colored hair. Depending on your hair type and how much products, sun ,chlorine and other factors come in contact with it, the dye can fade out quite a bit.
Gigaboo 0
U can now say she's a legit oompa loompa
waynenight 4
dude, you're stupid i just gotta say it.
idl3mind 0
At least it's not grey
neverdrinkSODA 12
I'm 19 and have quite a few gray hairs. it makes me happy
Omega_Mus 7
makes me wonder what color she was trying to dye it. Orange you glad it wasn't you ( I know, crappy joke).
2anonymous2 2
well maybe she needs a stronger dye
s1ckpup 0
i bet she looks sexy a.f now ;-)
bsbuddy 0
You have to know what you're doing.
BubbleGrunge84 7
I've been dying my hair since I was 14 and the Walgreens "shit" has worked perfectly for me all these years. Regardless if you get it done at a salon or do it yourself in 6 weeks it's time to do it again. The store you buy it from has no regard to the quality the hair dye is.