Transportation and School: Today, I reached my exam center late after taking the wrong metro...

By risingtide - 20/11/2018 15:30

Today, I reached my exam center late after taking the wrong metro twice, only to find out that I forgot my calculator at home. FML

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Same thing different taste

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By RaastadAarseth - 27/07/2023 12:00

Today, I had a very hard and long exam and I was completely prepared for it. I was so confident in my abilities and I'd studied really hard. When I entered the exam hall and took the paper, I realized that I had forgotten to bring my calculator. FML

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By anonymous - 21/11/2012 18:16 - United States - Tucson

Today, I have a final for my precalculus class. After hours of studying this week, I felt pretty optimistic. Until I got to class and realized that I'd forgotten my calculator. FML

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Classic rookie mistake

By Anonymous - 04/11/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I was taking a test and thought I was doing great until I realized I was writing all my answers on the question paper, not the answer sheet. By the time I noticed, there were only five minutes left. FML

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By verrine - 19/06/2009 08:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I was mugged on my way to the bus stop. With no money or mobile I started to panic about the exam I had and ran the 3.5 miles to get to there. When I staggered up to the building only 20mins after the exam started, the university staff wouldn't let me sit it as I couldn't prove my identity. FML

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By gudmarjoh - 08/12/2010 23:09 - Iceland

Today, after studying all night for an exam, I ran out to catch the bus. On my way to the bus, my hair got caught in a branch for some minutes. Thinking I'd missed the bus but thankfully didn't, I went on. A few minutes later I remembered that my exam had been postponed for 3 hours today. FML

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By roadrage - 22/10/2009 13:11 - Australia

Today, I missed my University entrance exam because of heavy traffic. I was stuck at one intersection for over an hour. The real kicker? It took me less than 10 minutes to drive home. FML

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By trigfail - 25/09/2010 08:57 - New Zealand

Today, I failed my trigonometry exam because my scientific calculator was on the wrong setting. FML

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By noooooo - 22/01/2010 07:32 - Canada

Today, I ran 5 miles to catch the bus I take to university after missing my connection. When I got to the bus stop, I realized I had left my U-Pass on my desk at home. On top of the assignment that was due. FML

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By finalssuck - 21/05/2010 15:01 - United States

Today, I found out that I have been studying for the wrong final exam. One more hour until the test. FML

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By dumbassgrad - 12/12/2012 19:14 - United States - El Monte

Today, I accidentally left my textbook at home. Normally this wouldn't be an issue, but today was my class final. Since it was an open-book final, I'd decided not to study for it. I'm pretty sure I failed. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 20 November 2018 15:36

If it’s any consolation, you won’t need a calculator to figure out your grade on the test.

chosha_fml 26

Tuesday 20 November 2018 16:21

Something’s not adding up.

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 20 November 2018 15:36

If it’s any consolation, you won’t need a calculator to figure out your grade on the test.

chosha_fml 26

Tuesday 20 November 2018 16:21

Something’s not adding up.

ojosRojos 28

Tuesday 20 November 2018 16:53

Sorry you couldn’t correctly calculate where to go or what to bring with you

BurnInDemonFire 34

Wednesday 21 November 2018 3:53

All these jokes... looks like the other dudes have your number, OP. Shame you didn't...

GUYMAINE 16

Wednesday 21 November 2018 7:25

Sounds like some great crack

BurnInDemonFire 34

Thursday 22 November 2018 16:31

That's "craic", you uneducated, and uncultured, hockey puck.

zuckerburg 21

Wednesday 21 November 2018 12:16

If you can't do math without a calculator then YDI failing

risingtide 19

Friday 23 November 2018 6:05

It was practice exam and if you can do 'Financial management and cost accounting' without calculator... be my tracheeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrr

randybryant799 20

Sunday 20 February 2022 21:23

So in other words you were completely not prepared.

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Today, I was bored, so I started to declutter my closet. I found a pair of jeans I hadn't worn in years and thought they'd fit. As I struggled to pull them on, the seam ripped really loud, and my cat shot out from under the bed like a spooked rocket. Apparently even my jeans feel the need to yell at me for getting too big. FML

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Today, I told my mom that I think I’m anorexic and she told me she didn’t care. When I asked why, in disbelief she replied, "Honey, you are 5’3 and over 350 lbs, at this point you NEED to be anorexic." FML

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Today, my 17-year-old daughter's friend told her that superglue works well as lip gloss. She tried it. FML

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Today, I was walking down the street in the dark, and the woman in front of me kept looking back nervously. I jokingly assured her that I wasn't a mugger. She then took out a knife and mugged me. FML

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Today, I came home to find that my mother had cleaned my room, and she'd done a very good job, too. So good in fact, that she even managed to remove all of the furniture, replacing it with a note that said, "It's time to go, sweetie XO". FML

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Today, I’m a 28 year-old single mom who has never has never experienced an orgasm. This sucks. FML

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Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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Today, I got fired as a waiter because I refused to serve alcohol to a pregnant woman and she reported me. Turns out she's not pregnant, she's just a fat Karen. FML

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Same thing different taste

70% less brain power

Classic rookie mistake

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