Today, my mom finally believed me when I said I smelled mold. I lifted up the couch, and it was covered in mold. So were the bottoms of all our furniture, our beds, and my grandma's vintage chair. We've been living in mold for the past 4 months. FML
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Today, after several days of deep-cleaning my house, I found a huge section of my room covered in black mold. I almost puked when I saw it. Not only could that have put anyone in the hospital, but it also explains why I've been getting sick all the time as of late. FML
Today, it’s a rather wet summer and everything in our house is prone to mould. No, I’m not exaggerating when I say “everything”: I just found mould growing on the plates in the cupboard. And, no, we did not accidentally put them away unwashed. FML
Today, I had to finally come to terms with the fact that I am obese when the doctor told me that my weird smell was not an infection but mold growing between my fat rolls. FML
Today, I'm still not living in the house I fought so hard to buy three months ago. As I was fixing a hole in the wall, I found black mold covering the back side of my drywall. On every wall. I can't afford to fix it. FML
Today, my dad created a new rule: It isn't old until there's mold. FML
Today, my idiot daughter has allowed mold to grow in her shower. Her excuse? She thought it was just some “stains” that wouldn’t come out. Yeah, I don’t believe that. I think she knew it was mold and just didn’t care. FML
Today, after a week of wondering why my room smelled terrible, I found the culprit: a moldy sandwich I'd hidden under my bed during a movie night to avoid sharing it with my brother. I don’t know what’s worse - the smell or the fact that I was outsmarted by a sandwich. FML
Today, I walked into the house only to be greeted by the strongest smell of dung. I asked my mom about it, and it turns out she's been airing these strange herbs throughout the house, most of which are in my bedroom. She won't let me open the window. FML
Today, I discovered my washcloths smelled like mushrooms. As I'm allergic to mold, I panicked and spent all day washing every towel and sheet in the house. At last, I went to take a shower and discovered that the mushroom smell was actually emanating from my $5-a-bar organic soap. FML
Today, I dropped my phone in the bathtub and had to spend the whole night trying to make the speakers work again. On top of that, while I was cleaning the bedding I discovered that my bed had grown a black mold farm and I have been sleeping on it for God knows how long. FML
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colonelduckie 5
Why could you not lift/move the couch on your own to prove it?
boredomkills89 0
Lol i love when people have fights in FML comments. Most times they are funnier than the FML itslelf! FYL for that though. I donLt understand how your whole damn house got MOLDY, but FYL indeed!
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Comments (98)
ughpplppl 0
Ive been in a similar situation, i lived in a moldy basement apartment for a yr, didnt realise how bad it was until move out day. I was constantly sick, tired and depressed. It took a good couple of months to feel fine again after moving out. It's an awful thing...and yes it is a problem even if you clean... anyways hope the situation is fixed shortly for you.
Itasan 0
lol barraCUDA28 got owned :D
Barre_fml 2
Why didn't you check it on your own? Did you really have to ask your mom??
kelleyb323 0
You've been smelling mold for four months and still continued to stay there and/or not look for the source. That's disgusting.
FYLorYDIohno 12
eww!
Blade1321 0
Well, duh you've been living in mold... You're from Oregon aren't you? lol
eveningG 0
Yeah shit, you must have a moister problem. thats gotta be the hole foundation of you'r house thats going to need to be replaced; ahh have fun with that one my friend.
sum1two 0
If there was that much mold in your house then all of you should have been getting sick... all the time.
Iamnumberfourfan 1
My apartment was moldy in the ceilings and we beleived tht we had mold UNDER the floorS when little maggots came out from under the floor. We moved out amnd we are sooo much healthier
sxcsatan999 2
get the **** out of there!!!
lizabeth200 4
That's so nasty! Better not be black mold!