Today, my mom asked me, once again, if my girlfriend of almost a year is just a cover up for being gay. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother insisted she's not homophobic, but however people only 'turn gay' because they were sexually abused, or are 'making it up to get attention'. She informed me I'm the former and my girlfriend is the latter. Uh huh. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML
Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML
Today, my mom asked if I was seeing anyone. I launched into a description of my girlfriend, only for her to interrupt, saying that she meant a therapist, and the fact that I'd just made up a relationship was further proof that I needed one. I really do have a girlfriend. FML
Today, my mother urged me to "get over this lesbian thing and give me some grandkids." In front of my girlfriend of eleven months. FML
Today, I finally thought that my mother was okay with me being a lesbian. Then, over dinner, she turns to me and says, "So, do you still think you like girls, or are you going to start being normal again?" FML
Today, I told my mom that I’m a lesbian. She was fine with it, supported me 100%, and it was a huge relief, until she followed up with, “Until you find a husband, then you’ll obviously have to stop all that.” The reason I even told her is because my girlfriend just proposed to me, and we’re engaged. FML
Today, my sister gently asked me if I was gay. Turns out I've been without a boyfriend for so long that the whole family believes I secretly have a girlfriend. FML
Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML
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Top comments
mealsonwheels 12
Well all the gay **** in your internet history probably isn't helping your case.
domking1315 20
Over a year you say? A likely story
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Comments (79)
monster216 7
hahahahaha
operator47 10
Yeah, but are you sure? Mabye try it a couple of times, just to be sure. Then you'll know.
Dave_Davington 35
Well... Is she?
ladylove6980 8
????lol
soul_meets_body 11
Why would she continue to think you're gay? Would you realize you're gay after hooking up with another male? Or bi?
processengineer 9
then stop being an effeminate wussy
DestinysChampion 17
Maybe take a look at your ways over the past year or so? To see why she asks that?
zafan123 6
Is it?
FroznInferno 9
simple solution: have sex in the living room as she gets home p.s use protection
kasmol 16
In what context does she ask this? People assume she is narrow-minded and is reacting to misunderstood stereotypes. It could be, however, that she has legitimate reasons to believe you are gay but sees you as hiding who you are and doing yourself harm. Only you can know the truth, but in certain contexts your mother could actually be sincere and supportive.