Today, my mom asked me, once again, if my girlfriend of almost a year is just a cover up for being gay. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother insisted she's not homophobic, but however people only 'turn gay' because they were sexually abused, or are 'making it up to get attention'. She informed me I'm the former and my girlfriend is the latter. Uh huh. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML
Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML
Today, my mom asked if I was seeing anyone. I launched into a description of my girlfriend, only for her to interrupt, saying that she meant a therapist, and the fact that I'd just made up a relationship was further proof that I needed one. I really do have a girlfriend. FML
Today, my mother urged me to "get over this lesbian thing and give me some grandkids." In front of my girlfriend of eleven months. FML
Today, I finally thought that my mother was okay with me being a lesbian. Then, over dinner, she turns to me and says, "So, do you still think you like girls, or are you going to start being normal again?" FML
Today, I told my mom that I’m a lesbian. She was fine with it, supported me 100%, and it was a huge relief, until she followed up with, “Until you find a husband, then you’ll obviously have to stop all that.” The reason I even told her is because my girlfriend just proposed to me, and we’re engaged. FML
Today, my sister gently asked me if I was gay. Turns out I've been without a boyfriend for so long that the whole family believes I secretly have a girlfriend. FML
Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML
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mealsonwheels 12
Well all the gay **** in your internet history probably isn't helping your case.
domking1315 20
Over a year you say? A likely story
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Comments (79)
Xotoolyxo 16
Tell the truth, always works out in the end
Epikouros 32
Plot twist: you're actually hiding your desire to become an incestuous necrophiliac.
aniluapss 9
Well, is it?
jw90 18
Have you brought her home to meet them? That could be your problem.
SasquatchDeluxe 10
Give her a TMI description of sex with your girlfriend -- that'll shut her up. Unless, if course, you still haven't had sex with her after a year of being together…in which case, either you might be gay, or your girlfriend might.
Nyx_fml 23
Oooooh, because sex is the end-all of relationships, right? I'm glad we have you, such a famous relationship guru, to tell us these things.
alex_gen 39
Or, or, OR! This might be out of the question, or you may have never heard of this. There's a new thing where two people don't sexual relations until they're married. This NEW thing is called Abstinence. Maybe he's a really strong, devout Christian. Maybe he wants to take things slow. Maybe he doesn't want to discuss with his mother of what he does in bed with his girlfriend.
BodyMarks 4
sorry op your mother is a word I don't think i'm aloud to use but female and dog are words that might work.
worldclassrager 41
Well if she met her that would make a difference...
browniey 11
Well are you or are you not? If you are, nothin to be ashamed of just tell her the truth
Guardian88 21
What are you doing that would make her ask such a question more then once apparently....???
NPN_Scorpio 16
Someone has a craving for grandchildren. "My son has had a girlfriend for almost a year, and still no sign of babies. He must be gay!"