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By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 22:52 - United States

Today, my mom asked if she could use my red dress for her two-week trip to the Caribbean. I said no, because I was going to a party and I wanted to wear it. She called me a selfish, greedy bitch who would stay single forever. I paid for her plane ticket, her hotel fees and her cruise ship fee. FML
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ohhhhshizzz 0

Yeah I agree with #3, you better cancel that trip. that will show her who's a greedy selfish bitch. And while she is wondering why the flight was cancled. say its cause you were a greedy selfish bitch. And then put on the red dress and leave. =] bwahah.

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Flucker 0

ur moms a bitch! send her the link to this page

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jazminbliss 2

Tell her that shes the one whose being a selfish bitch!

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hellzyeah 0

what a bitch, don't cancel her trip but while she's on it pay yourself back.. With HER credit cards

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Amkii 0

Your mom has issues. Especially since she wants to wear her daughter's dress, who is young and cool enough to still be going to hip parties, etc. I'm guessing you're 20-30, and I'm HOPING there's at least a 15 year gap between you two... so... I'm very puzzled why she'd want to wear your dress, since it's the type you'd wear to a party.... argh that's confusing.

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122vanessa122 5

wooooooooow. i hate your mom :) what a beeeeetch.

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lawlawlawl 0

Awwwww sounds like someones mom needs a reality check!

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LiveLoveLife_fml 0

Um... bitchy much? WAIT! I mean bitchy alot! Messed upp

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Bees_fml 0

I presume you meant "I'd" in the last sentence.

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This_Guy 0

....How old is your mom?

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