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By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 22:52 - United States

Today, my mom asked if she could use my red dress for her two-week trip to the Caribbean. I said no, because I was going to a party and I wanted to wear it. She called me a selfish, greedy bitch who would stay single forever. I paid for her plane ticket, her hotel fees and her cruise ship fee. FML
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ohhhhshizzz 0

Yeah I agree with #3, you better cancel that trip. that will show her who's a greedy selfish bitch. And while she is wondering why the flight was cancled. say its cause you were a greedy selfish bitch. And then put on the red dress and leave. =] bwahah.

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RedRidingHood_fml 0

From your point of view its like look who's talking!

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hpodity 0

Before she leaves take out all the lingerie/socks from her bag, not sure but I'm guessing that would be hard to find on a boat.

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lautner4eva 0

give her the dress but cancel her trip she asked 4 the dress, u gave her the dress :) lol

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LLsuperfly 0

Yo #9 Stop being a grammar bitch, that isn't even correct. It can be either, dumbass.

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notsospoiled 0

lol you sound more like the mother in a way. I'm sorry to hear that though!

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frakmylife 0

that's ****** up i would call the hotel and cancel her reservation and call that airline and tell em your moother cant make it or something ...

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Jarnet 0

I'm so sorry, OP, I misread your post and accidentally clicked YDI. You most definately did not and that's a horrible, horrible thing to say to your daughter no matter how much you paid for :(

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lautner4eva 0

# 36, shuttup. no one cares abt grammar give her the dress-cancel the trip. lol

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