Today, my manager made everyone put up Christmas decorations around the store. As well as this, we're going to have Christmas music playing on repeat all the way through to January. It's not even September yet. FML
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Today, the mall I work at started playing Christmas songs on repeat. It's the beginning of November. FML
Today, my boss insisted that we get in the holiday mood by putting up lights, playing Christmas music, and wearing bells on our uniforms. It's not even Thanksgiving yet and I can't even have a tinkle without full-blown jingling. FML
Today, my boss made me wear reindeer antlers to promote the Christmas spirit. There are still 5 weeks till Christmas. FML
Today, at my job at the mall, our music malfunctioned and now will only play the same three songs over and over again. Our manager won't let us turn it off because "the customers won't notice". FML
Today, my neighbors coated their house in flashing Christmas lights and blared out "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" all day long. Only 29 days left until Christmas. FML
Today, I came home to find my parents wearing Santa hats and blasting Christmas music at full volume. So begins three months of hell. FML
Today, and every day this week, my office mate has decided to "liven up the place" by singing and whistling Christmas tunes and other unknown songs. She has zero musical ability. FML
Today, after telling my bosses how much I dislike the Christmas holiday, they assigned ME to organize and host a holiday party for our whole company, with a “Mariah Carey Christmas Karaoke.” I hate Christmas. FML
Today, my boss thought it would be a great idea to delay paying me until after Christmas. There goes rent, bills, food and of course Christmas presents. FML
Today, it's Christmas day. Normally, I'd be spending it with family. However, my boss decided everyone has to work today, despite the fact that there's enough people who want to work to run the place. Apparently it's "fairer" if we all have to do it - except him. FML
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silvercamaro 22
Don't ya just love seasonal stores?
tonyfan00 38
JULY 21ST!?!!??!! WHAT THE HELL!!?!!!? CAUSE CLEARLY I NEED TO BUY A CHRISTMAS TREE IN AUGUST. AND CLEARLY I NEED TO STOP WITH THE CAPS. sorry
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Comments (112)
xpsychocatladyx 15
grab some black paint and make it nightmare before Christmas through October... better holiday anyway!
Yokoshima 3
Yeah have the same problem at my store :/ so many Christmas decorations already up
GnaR_KiLL5150 12
I used to work customer service so I know your pain. Fyl indeed
worldclassrager 41
How can you celebrate Halloween and thanksgiving? Well musically that is...
PoisonOrchid 21
You can play songs like Monster Mash and spooky sounds at Halloween and songs like "Die MF Die" by Dope at Thanksgiving honoring the complete slaughter of Native Americans.
GentlemanBastard 15
Yay genocide! Let's eat turkey! And be thankful the white devil "colonized" an already occupied land!
CO_RRA 11
I hate this. Why can't we even get through August before ramming this crap down people's necks? Christmas sucks.
kost4060 14
My mom hates every Christmas song ever just because they used to do that to her
aire101 16
I'm sure someone had already asked, but seriously where do you work?! It would annoy the hell out of me as a customer have to deal with that. I can't imagine having to work there through it all...
an3ph 20
Ouch. Christmas before Labor Day? There has to be a law prohibiting that.
InvertedAudio 13
i feel so bad for you...i thought october was bad x.x
bnapier 18
Have a merry 4 months of hell!