Work: Today, my manager made everyone put up Christmas decorations...

By Anonymous - 28/08/2014 22:39 - United States - Whittier

Today, my manager made everyone put up Christmas decorations around the store. As well as this, we're going to have Christmas music playing on repeat all the way through to January. It's not even September yet. FML

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By fml - 02/11/2016 08:45 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, the mall I work at started playing Christmas songs on repeat. It's the beginning of November. FML

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By unhappyelf - 14/11/2011 21:53 - United States

Today, my boss insisted that we get in the holiday mood by putting up lights, playing Christmas music, and wearing bells on our uniforms. It's not even Thanksgiving yet and I can't even have a tinkle without full-blown jingling. FML

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By bakergirl - 16/11/2009 10:40 - Australia

Today, my boss made me wear reindeer antlers to promote the Christmas spirit. There are still 5 weeks till Christmas. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2012 16:31 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, at my job at the mall, our music malfunctioned and now will only play the same three songs over and over again. Our manager won't let us turn it off because "the customers won't notice". FML

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By Me - 26/11/2011 23:10 - United States

Today, my neighbors coated their house in flashing Christmas lights and blared out "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" all day long. Only 29 days left until Christmas. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2013 19:08 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I came home to find my parents wearing Santa hats and blasting Christmas music at full volume. So begins three months of hell. FML

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By Addianna - 15/12/2016 16:04 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, and every day this week, my office mate has decided to "liven up the place" by singing and whistling Christmas tunes and other unknown songs. She has zero musical ability. FML

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By JunkDex - 23/12/2015 07:45 - Australia - Merrylands

Today, my boss thought it would be a great idea to delay paying me until after Christmas. There goes rent, bills, food and of course Christmas presents. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2011 06:25 - United Kingdom

Today, is Christmas day. Normally, I'd spend it with family. However, my boss decided everyone has to work today, despite the fact that there's enough people who want to work to run the place. Apparently it's "fairer" if we all have to do it - except him. FML

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By lauramarie - 23/07/2011 14:18 - Canada

Today, as I was hung over from a concert and refusing to get out of bed, my dad decided to hook up his top notch speaker system and play Christmas music that shook the house. It's July. Let the family weekend begin. FML

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silvercamaro 22

Friday 29 August 2014 5:32

Don't ya just love seasonal stores?

tonyfan00 38

Friday 29 August 2014 5:44

JULY 21ST!?!!??!! WHAT THE HELL!!?!!!? CAUSE CLEARLY I NEED TO BUY A CHRISTMAS TREE IN AUGUST. AND CLEARLY I NEED TO STOP WITH THE CAPS. sorry

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cassiemarie1023 5

Friday 29 August 2014 5:37

Hobby Lobby has had Christmas stuff since April.

calucalay 13

Friday 29 August 2014 19:15

but hobby lobby doesnt ignore the other holidays

WadeNickerson 16

Friday 29 August 2014 5:38

That's awesome!

cjmedic 12

Friday 29 August 2014 5:39

Prepare to have lots of annoyed customers.

Earths_Venus 25

Friday 29 August 2014 5:39

But that means you won't be able to celebrate Halloween?!?!?

jackwilliams 9

Friday 29 August 2014 5:40

Wow FYL. I always hated the people who would prepare for Christmas before Halloween even passed

tonyfan00 38

Friday 29 August 2014 5:42

Gawd Christmas is invading month after month... Sorry for you OP. Consider bringing earplugs to work.

AFaye3964 17

Friday 29 August 2014 5:45

Dontcha love how they skip Halloween and Thanksgiving.

PoisonOrchid 21

Friday 29 August 2014 5:53

Where do you work?? That way I can avoid that store like the plague until after Thanksgiving.

trendkilla254 4

Friday 29 August 2014 5:55

do u work at hobby lobby?

limealicious 15

Friday 29 August 2014 6:49

Do you mean.. Does OP work in hell?

notmyrealname123 16

Friday 29 August 2014 6:01

Christmas music isn't bad but too much of it makes me wanna rip my ears out.

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