Today, my long-distance boyfriend came to visit. We went to a cafe where I managed to lock myself in the toilet, breaking the key. I then had to wait for them to break down the door. I came out to applause from everyone, who had been laughing at me for 25 minutes. FML
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Today, I got locked in a restroom because the doorknob jammed. I had to text my coworker to come and rescue me. He brought half the office with him because, “It was too funny not to see.” FML
Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I wanted to kayak. On the way, I told him I had to go back to our hotel because I needed the bathroom and didn't want a public one to smell. Once back in the elevator at the hotel, it got stuck. For an hour. I pooped myself and had to wait 40 minutes after that for help. FML
Today, I was back home from work drinking coffee when I heard someone open the door with a key. It was my boyfriend, who obviously didn't expect to see me home. We don't live together, and I never gave him a key. FML
Today, at a dinner party, I got locked in the host’s toilet because the doorknob broke. I had to text the host to rescue me. She opened the door… with 5 other guests standing behind her. My social battery was wiped out by the whole ordeal, so I immediately wanted to go home and hide, but instead I got drunk and passed out on her couch. FML
Today, I was sitting on the toilet with a really bad and noisy stomach upset. Then I hear a knock on the bathroom door. My boyfriend had decided to make a surprise visit. FML
Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML
Today, I finally told my boyfriend that I see a therapist every week because, amongst other things, I'm terrified of being locked in a room. He didn't believe me, so he locked me in the bathroom "for a laugh." I had a panic attack and passed out. FML
Today, I was working at my job at a McDonald's. I was on my break, so I went to use the restroom. When I finished, I tried to open the door, but the lock broke. I was stuck in the basement bathroom for 20 minutes. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my dorm room. I walked across campus, shoe-less and in nothing but my bathrobe, to find someone who could let me back in. Turns out I hadn't even shut the door properly and so it never actually locked. I can still hear the guy laughing at me. FML
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Rockyio 0
since when do u need a key for a cafe toilet? do they serve gasoline too? lol
bloodfalcon22 0
Did you lock yourself in the bathroom? or the toilet?
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Comments (62)
malcolm1919 0
YDI for having a long distance boyfriend. Tool.
patrickhb 0
What's wrong with long distance? You don't know the circumstances, bet they shouldn't matter anyway. Tool.
drinkupgorgeous 0
And your long-distance boyfriend coming to visit is relevant because...?
whizzkidd99 0
well obviously your a dumb ******* sand ****** cuz you are from the middle east, so you dont evem deserve to live
pineapples_fml 5
are you really that stupid?! it doesn't matter where the hell you're from, all people deserve to live except for close-minded dumbasses like you. you are a complete idiot for using stereotypes to make all your assumptions about people.. it's not like anyone can control in any way what family they are born into or where they are from. I hope you burn in a fire along with all your ignorant intolerance
ssyyyykke 0
@ #42 shut the hell up vanilla face
whizzkidd99 0
oooo good one if anything that is a compliment you dumbass
whizzkidd99 0
ps. its called a bathroom not a toilet i hate sand monkeys they are ******* stupid
pineapples_fml 5
go die
ssyyyykke 0
woohoooo go syrians!!
Shyman4ever 0
How do people even manage to break keys like that?
beccajunebug 0
i got stuck in a wendys bathroom when i was little and it was on vacation so i was freaking out i was the only one in the bathroom and the restaurannt wasnt that crowded and so i tried to get the door open for about 5 minutes then gave up and started screaming help about 5 more minutes later some guy just comes and opens the door right up and i had mascara running down my face and when i got back to the table my parents were laughing at me and they were like oh we shouldve come to check on you.I realized that the store had gotten really crowded and i was really embarassed then about a week later i got stuck in another bathroom that was in the back of the store where no one could hear me so i tried once to open the door and i couldnt and so i was tired of trying to get out of bathrooms so i sat there for a while and started to get worried i tried to open it another way and it opened the bad part is both times it was in public.
beccajunebug 0
lol pineapple, that was a burn
deathbunny256 0
You locked yourself in the toilet? How did you fit in there? Most toilets I know of don't have keys, they just open when you lift the seat. :P
Jbiebs82 0
How the **** do u get atuck in a bathroom?