HappyGirl
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my little brother, who is 11, explained to me how babies are made. I’m 15. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
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nerd_man01
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my younger brother, who is 15, had to show me the quickest way to take off a woman's bra. I'm 12 years older than he is. FML
epistaxis
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my nephew asked me how babies are made. I thought he'd had this chat with his mom, but I went in to it again. After a 20 minute 'discussion', he says "So what about the good stuff - get to the blowjobs and the lesbians." He's 11. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
Anonymous
Ottawa, Canada
Today, I found out my brother doesn't have a problem with "keeping it in the family". It's now up to me to explain why our cousin is pregnant with his kid. FML
aces10
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Admit it
Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told my parents that I wanted a little brother. My dad apparently thought it would be funny to tell me that my mom just swallowed my little brother. FML
ShardsOfShame
United States
Dane Cook? Is that you?
Today, I had to slowly explain to my brother why his relationship with a just-turned 18 year-old would be inappropriate. According to him, they’ve been “dating” for two years now but “haven’t had sex or anything.” He’s 39. He got mad at me for calling him a pedophile and smashed my glass table. FML
NVP
United States
Thanks for the input
Today, I told my 10 year-old brother I was turning 23. He said, "You need to get a boyfriend." FML
facepalming all the way
Colorado Springs, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Noob
Today, I had to explain to my incredibly sheltered 15-year-old brother that no, you don't wear condoms on your balls, and that they don't work by squeezing your balls so the sperm are blocked from coming out when you ejaculate. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Galt, Canada
Gullible
Today, my 16-year-old brother managed to convince my 22-year-old boyfriend that I breastfeed my pet parrot. FML
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Comments (152)
goomonk 2
Lol some people are so stupid. Schools never really taught about sex Ed so some people didnt know to much. Butthe people bragging about how they know it is because now schools are teachin g sex ed in grade 5
beckl 5
He just wanted to let you know. He loves you!!
SkoomaKi 28
Well now you know how babies are made. Be grateful.
youshouldleave55 3
hes just letting you know what 10-13 yr olds learn in health these days, and yes they pushed back the sex ed class a few years...
sarah_katie 3
How... Did you not know...?
brittanyann2013 12
I think I laughed harder at the comments then I did at OPs story. And to everyone saying didn't you have sex ed in school, my school does not have sex ed, yet I still know. Lol
needsagf14 12
Don't tell me you didn't already know
HighasaCloud 46
I can't think of too many unique things to say for each FML and I want the 100 kick-ass comments badge so I thought I'd post them all in the far reaches of this website where hopefully nobody will really read through the comments and downvote me. Hazzah
MadisonDerp 16
What wHat whAt whaT I'm confused
cwl727 33
Did you no know how babies were made before?