Gross...
United States
Today, my little brother proudly informed me that he found a way to suck pool water up his asshole. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
oh for f*cks sake
Prague, Czech Republic
Today, my baby brother learned to remove his nappy. He immediately used this new skill to shit all over my room. FML
That idiot
Las Vegas, United States
Today, I won a goldfish at the amusement park. My little brother took him out of the bowl because he thought he was drowning. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
Anonymous
Today, I saw my little brother drink from the milk carton, gag, and spit the milk back in. FML
holy
United Kingdom
Pissed
Today, I told my brother to piss off. He decided to do exactly that, from the balcony onto my lap. FML
utensils123
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Dude, gross!
Today, I discovered my brother likes to use our kitchen utensils to scratch his private areas. FML
Anonymous
It's called fashion Susan, look it up
Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, my brother flicked a huge bug onto my foot, making me freak out and fall into my outdoors pool. The water was so cold that I started hyperventilating. My brother left to "get help". I finally managed to get out, and found him watching TV. FML
ilikeirishducks
Italy
Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML
Anonymous
Business is business
Today, my best friend and I were taking bikini selfies in my backyard hot tub when I caught my little brother peeping and taking photos from around a corner behind us. Now I know how he can afford his vapes, despite not having a job and being in middle school. FML
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AcidLacedBong 5
Send him to Americas got talent!!
doctor_awesome 8
ass straws. so you can use your mouth for more important things.
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Comments (228)
eurekaroy 6
What a beast. I think he has something going for him. :)
Senior29 8
umm, hwd he even knw it wz goin in? wz sm1 cheking his ass at the time or wat? sounds fishy ;)
Mysanitywins 10
Can't tell if trolling or...
Allstarr23 1
15- do the gene pool a favor and don't procreate. I want to punch people that type like you in the throat.
IndiRae 9
22- Who the **** pissed in your cheerios?
snuffypeacee 0
what the **** crawled up your asshole?
nerdfighteria 7
22- I'm curious . . . What is it that 15 said that was so insanely idiotic?
Soloman212 28
Indeed, with such sucking skills, he could become the alpha male of his school!
tylersign 11
I think we all need some lessons from this little bro.
borkchop1992 15
so your brother gave himself an enema?
dudeitsdanny 10
One day he will make a fantastic frat boy. Also, this sounds like a gay dream come true. Sucking and buttsecks all at once? The perfect partner!
properbostonian 5
Hi Danny... Nice piercings :-D
properbostonian 5
Hi there, Nice piercings man!
xP_Jessica_xP 0
He reminds me of Steve-o...
Kammasaurus_Sex 7
Steve-o is amazing! :D
udeserveditbro69 0
That's exactly what I thought of
bubblekitty 1
Where does the water go?
FarSide 23
ummm... up... his... asshole??
genesisnirvana 11
I wonder if OP's brother then demonstrated?
CommenSense 0
Ewwwww I just thought of something. What if he and his friends pee in the water whenever they have to pee, and so when this guy I sucking up water up his buttocks he is also sucking up other people's pee back inside himself!!! Ewwww