Today, my husband recorded me getting out of bed and sleepwalking all the way into the backyard and straight into our pool. He was too busy giggling like a schoolgirl to help me out. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my husband and I woke up to see my drunk mother passed out on our couch. She was wearing nothing but socks. FML
Today, while my husband and I were arguing, he walked away in the middle of my sentence yelling, "Remember babe, you're only my current wife!" FML
Today, I was walking out of my front door in the town where I intern. I live alone and know no one. As I'm locking the door, I see a golf ball wedged between my mat and step. I notice that there's writing on it so I pick it up to read, "You look hot when you sleep." FML
Today, I slammed the car door on my head while I was getting in the car. If that wasn't bad enough, my boyfriend is convinced I now have a concussion and insists on waking me up every hour to make sure I'm still alive. FML
Today, I woke up next to my roommate staring in horror. She said I was singing and farting in my sleep. Loudly. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting to surprise him when he got home from work. I was laying in his bed when he called to tell me we were over. I couldn't leave before he got home. FML
Today, at the local swimming pool, my friend and I noticed two cute guys had just arrived. When they jumped in, we immediately took off our tank tops and got in the opposite end. They looked over at us, then looked at each other, got out of the pool and left. FML
Today, I had to announce to the whole house that I was going the bathroom, because the lock on the door is broken. Before I had the chance to wipe, my dad loudly burst through the door, stark bollock naked, to take a shower. FML
Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML
Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML
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Top comments
missalkali 8
in his defense, it's dangerous to wake someone who's sleepwalking.... or so I hear anyway
TrueTriage 16
Hey he's trying to win you money from America's funniest home videos
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Comments (74)
Bonzer 2
You would've done the same thing! Or maybe not, either way its funny.
TheIchiban 11
Now you have to record him doing something ten times more embarrassing.
umkcool 0
Like him pooping!
LemonandLime 13
54 - you mean like how doing an ordinary bodily function is embarrassing? Yeah. Hilarious.
yaniggamatt 3
Is this video on youtube? If so, whats the title?
cassi135t 1
I was gonna say 'America's Funniest Home Videos, now!', but you don't live there..
linkinpark98 24
Sorry OP, but I would have laughed too if I were to witness that.... :3
daybar12 8
do you sleep naked? maybe he was enjoying the show aha
couturedoll 7
Well at least your husband has a sense of humor...
nikkinurse 10
It dangerous to wake a sleepwalker but probably more dangerous to try to swim while asleep
zandalee 20
Jeez you may have to shackle yourself to the bed... Husband should be pleased.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Just be glad you didn't end up like Rodney King.
quite_bored 9
What the **** is wrong with you?
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Nothing. I'm saying that at least OP didn't drown. It could always be worse.
xmaximusx 12
Lol enough about Rodney king
munchy22 5
38: Holy insensitivity Batman
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Blah, I'm sensitive. I was being serious! It could be worse.
LemonandLime 13
It could be worse than a lot of things. Yes that's true. You seem to enjoy pointing out possibilities. Shame it doesn't make a good FML comment.