Animals: Today, my husband let me sleep in while he worked on the landscaping...

By Deconstructed - 19/05/2009 20:13 - United States

Today, my husband let me sleep in while he worked on the landscaping by our backyard pool. Ready for a shower, I stripped naked, opened the back door to let the dog out, and stepped out to ask him how it was going. Turns out he'd finally hired a landscaping crew. FML

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By wherefelix - 03/07/2009 08:01 - United States

Today, I woke up early, showered, dressed, and made the 40 minute drive to work, only to discover when I arrived that today was my day off. When I got home my live in boyfriend was gone. I called and he told me he was at the beach, right near my work. FML

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Today, after getting out of the shower, I was in a good mood. So I decided to run around the house naked, then play air guitar while air drying, just for fun. My blinds were open, and the men in the Fedex truck in my front yard did have fun. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2023 12:00 - United States - Richmond

Today, after weeks of slaving away, I finally wrapped up the last house project on the backlog. I decided to take a day to relax around the house in celebration. My wife spent all day following me around, moaning that I never go anywhere, and that she never gets any space. FML

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By NotHappyJan - 03/12/2018 03:00

Today, I thought I'd take advantage of the lovely weather and sunbake topless in my grandmother's back yard. My grandma went up the street to do some shopping and didn’t tell me that men were coming to mow the lawn. I was laying on my back. FML

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life_is_life 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 2:12

you stepped outside naked? LOL. well, dont worry i bet they enjoyed it.

Yeoman 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 2:12

haha thats awesome. Im sure they loved that job, and theyll be back ANYTIME.

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kwbuzz23wk 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 2:15

you are a god send

nuclear 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 2:15

YDI. No doubt.

Kamazar 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 2:15

"Ah, yes, I'm looking for... Enriiiiique." *wink wink*

americayay 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 2:18

LOL. I love how all commenters assume that this person is attractive. Did you know that ugly people can take their clothes off TOO?

kittyangel_fml 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 2:18

Haha! That's awesome. OP you made my day!

MathMajor6 6

Wednesday 20 May 2009 2:19

She said he was landscaping in their backyard, so unless she lived in a place with houses right next to and behind other houses, it would be pretty strange for neighbors and passersby to be there... But she still should have checked to see if anyone was in the backyard.

tko 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 2:20

lol #8

GR3453m0nk3y 4

Wednesday 20 May 2009 2:21

ok ive tried and tried to figure it out, what doe OP stand for???????

waxstigmata 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 2:23

19:...original poster... anyway, why didn't you take the dog out, AND THEN get naked and take a shower? i don't know why you would want to be naked outside, i hope it wasn't cold...

tWitt3rBuG 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 2:24

I'm assuming that there outta be windows to see your yard, so how come you didn't notice other people there? I'm sure you would've heard voices? What is it with communication, i mean your husband would've spoken to you first, aint it a big decision employing a contractor? In any case, since you were oblivious to all the living signs, did you manage to get a massive discount on the job? ;-)