Today, my husband left for a two-week trip. Last night he gave the dog a treat of steak fat and gristle. My treat? I am on bed rest with my pregnancy and helpless to stop the rancid dog farts that are silent and smell like a burning septic tank exploded. FML
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Thanks for those that understand! Hubby--great guy, went on this trip to get paternity leave later. Timing just sucks with bedrest (high blood pressure, just precaution, can't drive, walk the dog, clean, cook, work, etc) and a dummy move to give the dog food he's not used to. Texas is too hot to leave him outside. My mom helps in the am before work, and his mom is helping in the pm after work. Cooler with food they are making me and the laptop are making it bearable, and friends/hubby call all the time on the cell. Can get up to use the restroom as needed. Just sucks to be in bed or on the couch with a farting dog and not able to walk him and get some fresh air.
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JBrownie123 24
5 years on from the original post! How's the kid doing? :-)
AmayaR 12
Why did they show her answer so late and yes, how is the kid doing?
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MZHUNIDEW13 0
lmao why do i have a feeling that he gave the dog that on purpose ?? =/ =) lols
MZHUNIDEW13 0
lmao why do i have a feeling that he gave the dog that on purpose ?? =/ =) lols
MZHUNIDEW13 0
lmao why do i have a feeling that he gave the dog that on purpose ?? =/ =) lols
MZHUNIDEW13 0
lmao why do i have a feeling that he gave the dog that on purpose ?? =/ =) lols
MZHUNIDEW13 0
lmao why do i have a feeling that he gave the dog that on purpose ?? =/ =) lols
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for being pregnant. YDI for having a dog. YDI for having a sense of smell. And cut this "bed-rest" crap! Get back in the kitchen and make some sammiches, even though your husband is away. You need to stay on top of your craft!
fartingdogprego 0
Thanks for those that understand! Hubby--great guy, went on this trip to get paternity leave later. Timing just sucks with bedrest (high blood pressure, just precaution, can't drive, walk the dog, clean, cook, work, etc) and a dummy move to give the dog food he's not used to. Texas is too hot to leave him outside. My mom helps in the am before work, and his mom is helping in the pm after work. Cooler with food they are making me and the laptop are making it bearable, and friends/hubby call all the time on the cell. Can get up to use the restroom as needed. Just sucks to be in bed or on the couch with a farting dog and not able to walk him and get some fresh air.
JBrownie123 24
5 years on from the original post! How's the kid doing? :-)
WaltzingPhanthom 23
Only 2 days
AmayaR 12
Why did they show her answer so late and yes, how is the kid doing?
MrConcise 35
Regardless, looking at the past users and old-school comment etiquette is rather enjoyable.
sturschaedel 27
Maybe the computer didn't register the follow up earlier, or maybe it's going to get illustrated? But yeah, how is the kid?
ligerzero459 24
Yeah, it didn't register. The original comment is listed in 2010
JBrownie123 24
I know, just felt like asking for a follow up follow up!
NewSlang 0
Awh, I'm sorry, OP. That's horrible. Stay strong! :-)
jwwang258 3
lol
shadowsbane 0
He'll be the best dad ever, I'm sure. ;)