Today, my husband left for a two-week trip. Last night he gave the dog a treat of steak fat and gristle. My treat? I am on bed rest with my pregnancy and helpless to stop the rancid dog farts that are silent and smell like a burning septic tank exploded. FML
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Thanks for those that understand! Hubby--great guy, went on this trip to get paternity leave later. Timing just sucks with bedrest (high blood pressure, just precaution, can't drive, walk the dog, clean, cook, work, etc) and a dummy move to give the dog food he's not used to. Texas is too hot to leave him outside. My mom helps in the am before work, and his mom is helping in the pm after work. Cooler with food they are making me and the laptop are making it bearable, and friends/hubby call all the time on the cell. Can get up to use the restroom as needed. Just sucks to be in bed or on the couch with a farting dog and not able to walk him and get some fresh air.
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JBrownie123 24
5 years on from the original post! How's the kid doing? :-)
AmayaR 12
Why did they show her answer so late and yes, how is the kid doing?
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onnielief 4
So don't keep the dog in the bedroom? Oh, amd YDI for feeding your dog human food in stead of dogfood!
pingpongpenguin 3
it was the husband that did that
onnielief 4
She didn't stop her husband feeding the dog human food now did she, she typed as if it was a normal thing to do.
onnielief 4
By the way, bedrest does not mean you're not allowed to get up at all, just means you shouldn't exert yourself. You are allowed to get up, pee, get a drink of water and so on. It dkes not mean you have to lie down 24/7 and do nothing.
stephers667 7
You obviously have not been on bed rest while being pregnant. It's very hard to do those things without being on bed rest. When I was on bed rest when I was pregnant my dr told me to not do anything except go pee as too much movement could cause labor. I stood up off the couch and my water broke. I'm glad you have help while he's gone OP!
rinzy 3
duh. put the dog outside. not like you can't get up and do at least that
torrlynn37 0
likkkke really, if you don't think you can get up and let the dog out, how are either of you going to go to the bathroom?
Flyboy63 2
God, get over it!
5t3ff1k4h 47
FWB's. :D
PurpleMyth 28
have you ever smelled a bad dog fart? Imagine the sulfur pots of hell. You're in the ballpark.
cactus_fml 0
That sucks. Plus it probably smells about 400 times worse since you're pregnant.
PurpleMyth 28
Are your senses enhanced in pregnancy? Like a temporary natural alert system?
aenemadreamer 0
the fear of death is one of the most ridiculous fears. death is the gateway to life
5t3ff1k4h 47
Please don't start preaching on here. Not many are going to care about your evangelism. The fear of death is not a ridiculous fear for those that believe death is the end, or for those that believe there is no way to know what truly happens after death. It's also called the fear of the unknown.
Graawr 7
fyl op :/ you should call someone to help you.
cthulhu1138 1
Tie it up outside for the day.
xgetxbentx 13
that's kind of shitty of him to leave you alone while you're on bed rest...I mean, what if something were to happen and you couldn't get a hold of anyone? "/