Today, my husband left for a two-week trip. Last night he gave the dog a treat of steak fat and gristle. My treat? I am on bed rest with my pregnancy and helpless to stop the rancid dog farts that are silent and smell like a burning septic tank exploded. FML
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Thanks for those that understand! Hubby--great guy, went on this trip to get paternity leave later. Timing just sucks with bedrest (high blood pressure, just precaution, can't drive, walk the dog, clean, cook, work, etc) and a dummy move to give the dog food he's not used to. Texas is too hot to leave him outside. My mom helps in the am before work, and his mom is helping in the pm after work. Cooler with food they are making me and the laptop are making it bearable, and friends/hubby call all the time on the cell. Can get up to use the restroom as needed. Just sucks to be in bed or on the couch with a farting dog and not able to walk him and get some fresh air.
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JBrownie123 24
5 years on from the original post! How's the kid doing? :-)
AmayaR 12
Why did they show her answer so late and yes, how is the kid doing?
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Comments (217)
kb021 18
Why is your husband leaving for two weeks while you're on bedrest? FYL
AndronicusPark 10
I don't think you're supposed to give dogs steak fat or gristle.
lovethatstach 18
DIDNT YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND SEE ANNABELLE?!? bed rest did not work out for her.
prettyReckless96 10
Oh god
ButHow 13
This is from 2010. O_o
baegirl33 7
This was posted in 2010 it is now 2015 how is your kid AND how are you?
marcusbjohnson 4
grow up. people can't eat, have ebola and live in north korea. your problem is a mild inconvenience.