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By Lauren - 09/08/2011 13:48 - Australia

Today, my husband declined a $100k/year job due to him thinking that a full time job at one work place would be too 'depressing'. I'm a nurse and have to wipe other people's arses for a living, then come home to this lazy dick. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2021 20:01

Today, my husband decided he was finally going to quit his job. We literally bought a house last week. His job is/was easy, with pay way above his qualifications. After we'd talked about it FOR THE 50TH TIME, he did the opposite and texted the dept. head that he hates the company and wants to be part time at most. FML

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Narcissist

By Jesica Mcgee - 29/10/2020 18:02 - United States - Ferndale

Today, I got a job, a good job with benefits, a 401(k), and took a lot of work to get this: background check, drug testing, being qualified and I need to pay bills. I can't even be happy because my husband got demoted. It's all about him, and fuck my hard work. FML

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This is fine

By Anonymous - 19/08/2023 16:00

Today, my husband has a chronic illness and can't work. We have 2 special needs kids who need a lot of assistance. Rent continues to go up and went up this year $570 for a total of $1800. I've taken up a second job to make ends meet, but it's increasing my depression. FML

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Get out

By Let Me go - 27/08/2022 02:00

Today, my husband needs the money from my job, but will in no way support me to work. He NEVER cooks, cleans, or picks up after himself. I've got no place to work, except a nook by the bathroom, and I have to manage my toddler, who always poops only when I'm in a meeting, and cries for me. Quitting my job is "out the question." FML

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Money ain't everything

By Anonymous - 03/03/2024 06:00 - United States - Sparrows Point

Today, I found out my husband's new income since leaving his old job. He decided to leave a $130,000 job for a $47,000 job. FML

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Quit or fired?

By Anonymous - 03/11/2019 20:30

Today, my husband had to quit his job. Five months ago, we paid a deposit on a brand new house, and the title and mortgage need to be finalized next week. His work is forcing him out because he wanted to do his job safely and to a high standard of workmanship. FML

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A bit of a Karen

By Anonymous - 18/09/2023 18:02 - United States - Yonkers

Today, my wife, who has been unemployed for over two years, had a $415k job offer rescinded, all because the hiring manager thinks she might be a Karen (Yes, she is). My job contract ended last month, so we have no income. FML

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Let me stay!

By Anonymous - 17/11/2021 23:00

Today, I quit my job, mainly because I didn't work enough hours and thus, earn enough money. In the past, they said there isn't any other paid work they could provide. They've now added different tasks, more money, and more hours to the position. I'm helping to find a replacement for a job I would otherwise apply to. FML

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By blah blah - 28/02/2019 14:00

Today, I tried convincing my husband to spend his day off work with me because we both work a lot, and have almost no time to spend together. His literal response was, “I’d rather pick a shift up at work.” FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2018 20:30

Today, I was fired from my job for "lack of work". What that means is that my boss hired his good-for-nothing lazy son, who then got too big of a mortgage, and he had to let me go to pay him a higher salary. FML

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almedalove 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 18:58

Divorce

Fx13mz 7

Tuesday 9 August 2011 18:58

Dump his ass. A hard working woman like you deserves much more.

Comments

greentiger 5

Tuesday 9 August 2011 20:40

Then why are you married to him

PawsUp_fml 2

Tuesday 9 August 2011 20:42

I dislike people who put themselves infront of their family. Its one thing if you are being harassed by your boss or you're fed up with poor conditions but THINKING it will be deoressing? That's life and you should talk to him and if you are fed up, go to a marriage coinsil before you leave him.

ADTRarmyFTW 4

Tuesday 9 August 2011 20:44

Maybe if you wiped his ass every once in a while he would go to work Loljk

feistylovee 4

Tuesday 9 August 2011 20:50

No sex rule. Take advantage of it. If he's not manning up and won't get a full time job. Cut him off. Works everytime(:

smiley1014 23

Tuesday 9 August 2011 21:07

Actually the no sex thing can backfire a lot. Men can always go out and find it if they really want to. Plus it can lead to more problems. She should just talk to him like an adult and reason with him. And, you don't know what the job was. Maybe it's 100k a year to put down cute puppies. The OP might just be a witch, or maybe the husband thinks he can get a 200k a year job.

thepandawh0re 2

Tuesday 9 August 2011 21:23

**** him and I bet he'll take the job

perdix 29

Tuesday 9 August 2011 21:32

You get to wipe people's asses AND you get paid for that!?!? How does one get a choice gig like that? You're living the dream, lady! The few people that will let me wipe their asses make me pay them a lot for the privilege. Sounds like your husband needs to go on Walkabout.