Today, my hard drive on my computer crashed with all of my files on it. I took it to my Dad, who is a computer analyst, to see if he could recover anything. The only thing that he could salvage was my illustrious collection of porn. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML
Today, my computer crashed and lost all of its data while I was making a back up. FML
Today, I logged onto my computer to access a video from my porn stash. However, the folder was empty except for my favourite file. Thinking that a virus deleted everything, I was thankful my favourite file remained. When I opened it, I saw a video of my parents telling me not to masturbate. FML
Today, my 20-year-old son's external hard-drive stopped working. He's crying on my shoulder now, not because of the movies, porn, work, or music he probably lost, but because of the now irretrievable complete series of Digimon that he'd collected. FML
Today, I went searching for my old school laptop only to find that my stepdad had swiped it and given it to his mother. My sex tapes and nudes are on it. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
Today, I lost two terabytes' worth of photos to a friend's incompetence. He said he could save me some money and fix my slow computer for free. He ended up wiping the hard drive, and along with it, my photography portfolio from the last five years. FML
Today, my parents got me a new computer for my birthday. They also took the liberty of throwing out my old computer, with 8 years of photos, videos, music, documents, emails, and bookmarks on it. But that's okay, I had a backup. They threw that out too. FML
Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML
Today, I finally finished my 500 page manuscript and so went out to buy some paper to print it off. I get back home and find out my dad has infected my computer with a virus and the only way to save it was to wipe the hard drive, which he did. That script took me a year and I have no backup. FML
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adelaide_evening 0
Maybe your dad just prioritized.
bobdole 0
@ original comment: why would you save it to your hard drive. don't you have high speed internet? stream it buddy, stream it.
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Comments (54)
lundo 3
what wrong with that its a good thing
Stuffman0027 0
should have done what i did stashed it on my friends brothers computer. LOL :)
AngryScotsman 0
Should store all incriminating (possibly poor word choice, whatever, I'm tired) things on an external storage.... doodad. JUST FOR SUCH AN OCCASION.
HeavyTank 0
lol yeah you should be thankful....
saltarlo 3
hey at least the important things were recovered from the hard drive =P
fuckducks 0
at least it wasn't ur mom or if it was gay **** haha now that'd be a big ass FML
zac12345 0
rofl, #3's name
happy_animal_lov 0
aw, it's your dad. bet he looks at it too
lildrummerboy47 0
#1 - first of all. lol. second, nice username.
soul_fml 0
Scientific study found that all men have watched **** sometime in their life. just thought to throw that out