By kdgirl - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my grandmother gave me rosary beads for my birthday. She told me I'd better start praying for a husband. FML
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aardvarkish 15

I think I would have said, "Don't worry. My boyfriend promised to leave his wife, stop selling drugs, and then marry me."

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Filitov 0

Grandma wants some Grandkids on the double!

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whyme203 15

wouldn't it be great-grandkids?

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Filitov 0

Why yes, yes it would be. Silly mistake on my part. I 100% blame it on me posting comments at 4am. :D

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Ioannes 0

HAHAHAHA!!! In my country if you had insulted someone like that you would be severely beaten with a stick, regardless of age...

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twinkybandit 2

haha old ladies are the greatest as one of my favorite old ladies says 'i'm too old to be nice, I'm tellin people what I really think & feel from now on' lol

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iSitt 0

the future is nursing homes for lesbians

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succubusprime 0

Push her down the steps and then hit on the paramedic. Wink at her and say "thanks" as they put her into the ambulance.

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Edokun 0

i like the way your mind works, violent and takes anger out at the same time as doing what were asked to do =D soumda good :S

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zerobahamut03 2

maybe she's old fashioned and didn't mean anything bad by saying that. maybe she meant it as in pray for a loving and caring husband.

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Illyssa_fml 4

Oohh!! Burned by your grandma! hahaha

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Illyssa_fml 4

"Happy birthday, you're gonna be alone forever!" fyl

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