Love, Awkward, Religion and Grandparents: Today, my grandmother gave me rosary beads for my birthday. She...

By kdgirl - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my grandmother gave me rosary beads for my birthday. She told me I'd better start praying for a husband. FML

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By anon - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, I told my grandma my boyfriend had cheated on me. She told me that it was my fault for not straightening my hair, and for gaining a few pounds. FML

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You must conform

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Germany - Titisee-neustadt

Today, I'm the only grandchild who regularly visits, calls, and runs errands for my grandparents, even though I live two hours away. I'm also their biggest disappointment because I'm not married. FML

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You deserved it 1 693

Miracles

By smyp - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Lithuania

Today, my wife and I decided to celebrate Christmas Eve with her side of the family. When we arrived at her parents' house, I heard her mother say that Christmas miracles don't exist since my wife brought me along. FML

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By in this day and age.... - 19/10/2023 16:25 - United States - Dallas

Today, the first words I heard from my "good, Christian" future mother-in-law included a salvo of curse words and a hushed rant about "them dirty Jews". I'm culturally Jewish. This bodes well. FML

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You snooze, you lose

By propose_you_freakin_coward - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I was insulted and harassed by my sister and her boyfriend, all because I proposed yesterday. They were angry I might get married before they did. They have known each other since primary school; I met my fiancée earlier this year. FML

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Self defence

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to my grandmother's house to pick up her cat to take him to the vet. She forgot who I was and sprayed me in the face with pepper spray. FML

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You deserved it 2 479

By oh why... - 20/12/2013 14:51 - United States

Today, I got a ransom note saying, "We have kidnapped your husband and won't release him unless you postpone the wedding." The wedding is tomorrow and it was in his handwriting. FML

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You deserved it 4 488

By The Towel Molester - 26/01/2012 14:49 - Australia

Today, my family had dinner with my future in-laws for the first time. After a bottle of wine to herself, my mother loudly insisted that I'm out of her will. Apparently, I "molest towels" and leave them to "fester for days" in my "den of depravity". I'm sure they'll give me their daughter now. FML

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Treat yourself

By birthday bash - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - France

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML

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You deserved it 5 228

Hungover

By RedheadA - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my husband and I woke up to see my drunk mother passed out on our couch. She was wearing nothing but socks. FML

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You deserved it 3 687

bluecat_fml 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 9:12

grandma humor, never gets old :P

aardvarkish 15

Tuesday 21 September 2010 12:25

I think I would have said, "Don't worry. My boyfriend promised to leave his wife, stop selling drugs, and then marry me."

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kruzito 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 9:02

idiot

nycy 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 9:08

third omg so close

bluecat_fml 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 9:12

grandma humor, never gets old :P

kayladance101 13

Tuesday 21 September 2010 12:29

ok i know im gonna get screamed at...butwhat are rosary beads? :/ (please dont yell)

pandemic_fml 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 13:01

Google it.

Mylees 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 9:13

gotta love grandmas and their craziness

SuicidalxDream 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 9:14

 win

raemermaid 2

Tuesday 21 September 2010 9:16

grannies are so much fun lol

sammiller4 3

Tuesday 21 September 2010 9:32

lmao old people crack me up

BeeHappy_fml 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 9:17

HAHAHA xD

goldendoodle95 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 9:24

grandmothers crack me up they're hilarious

Frenchtony 17

Tuesday 21 September 2010 9:24

How mean :O

H8rSk8r 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 9:24

Or give her a Red Bull and tell her to start flying! Oh. Wait..

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Today, I toured an art museum. Our tour guide had an obvious lisp, so I tried my best not to laugh. When she asked me a question about a sculpture, I accidentally replied, "Yeth ma'am." She ended the tour right there. FML

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Today, I got home and found out that, because of a burst pipe in their house, my husband's brother's family had moved in. They agreed to only smoke outside, but it’s on their clothes so the house already stinks of cigarettes, and their kids have already broken two things, a plate and the fridge door handle. FML

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Today, I went to the new gym I recently signed up for and started exercising in the men-filled weights room, despite being intimidated by them and the strange looks they were giving me. Workout over, I left the room and saw in front of me a door marked, "Women's weights room." Oh. FML

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Today, a group of carolers was coming up my street, so I went out in the cold to wait for them. When they finally arrived, I waved and greeted them. They huddled up discussing something while pointing at me, then skipped my house. FML

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Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML

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You deserved it 7 110

Today, I tested positive for COVID. This wouldn’t be a big deal, except my entire family has now fallen like a stack of dominos, and despite being asymptomatic, I now have to quarantine. My work stopped doing COVID leave in November. FML

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Today, I witnessed a robbery as a teenager ran out of a Walgreens with stolen goods in his hands. The manager was running after him. Trying to be helpful, I pulled forward to block the thief from getting away. The cops showed up and arrested me for hitting a pedestrian. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 659

You deserved it 5 206

Today, out of curiosity, I measured the length of my penis whilst in the shower. A couple of hours later, my father called me downstairs to show me something. Turns out I left the ruler on top of the shower tree. He won't stop laughing. FML

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Same thing different taste

Thanks, I feel better!

You must conform

Miracles

You snooze, you lose

Self defence

Treat yourself

Hungover

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